Westfield Boardroom Truisms

[markcoopers]

All westfields for sale were built by retired enginers and never driven in the rain.

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

All westfields for sale were built by retired enginers and never driven in the rain.

Or been on track.

[oldman]

Yep!More time than beginning t'end of universe

[dombanks]

any claims to bhp figures no matter how credible will alwys be met with sceptisim unless from an approved WF tuner

carbon fibre... need i say more?

any weight loss will questions will usually refer to 1. a diet and 2.an argument on if you will notice a difference.

[JeffC]

any questions relating to karting will end up with the o/p in financial ruin        

[CRAIGR]

Anything advertised by SteveD will definately NOT have pictures on it and the first response will be "What does it rev to"  

[Marcus Barlow - Show and Events Co-ordinator]

Anybody who starts a thread that ends up a bit 'heated'

starts another entitled:

'where has my thread gone?'

[Marcus Barlow - Show and Events Co-ordinator]

Anybody who starts a thread that ends up a bit 'heated'

starts another entitled:

'where has my thread gone?'

then there are various postings on the 'where has my thread gone? thread, asking 'What have I missed  '

[echoz]

thats class marcus

[Marcus Barlow - Show and Events Co-ordinator]

will this one vanish?  

[mark.anson]

1.

You wait months for a part to come up for sale secondhand on the boardroom. It doesnt so you end up buying new and then the next day said secondhand part is advertised for sale by SteveD.

2. You wait ages for a part to come up for sale. It does,and you contact the seller with a view to buying it.

"Sorry mate SteveD has just bought it"

           

[Asterix]

That there is never a last post

[nikpro]

Whenever I post the thread always ends in a massive arguement (I must go to that Sweedish Finishing School to learn to be Polite)

   

(I hope I haven't doomed this thread!)

[V 8]

Never mind Fraser, Tommo will be attending Cheshire club nights from next month, so I can help you with that and the fags. You won't be able to be on the wrong shift as you will've lost your job by then.    

[sailing]

My car is broke any ideas how to fix it.?