andyfiggy2002 Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 ive always wondered, at what age are you classed as a dirty old man? Quote
adamnreeves Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 ive always wondered, at what age are you classed as a dirty old man? In one's own eyes never Been a while since I have been significantly aroused by the opposite sex. What can I say, I have high standards Pretty, bubbly, blonde, long natural wavy hair, blue or green eyes? Slender. Likes cars and not just new ones but seems to know a classic. Then a promise of fulfilling one of my cliché fantasies. I am besotted. Quote
leighc Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 ive always wondered, at what age are you classed as a dirty old man? In one's own eyes never Been a while since I have been significantly aroused by the opposite sex. What can I say, I have high standards Pretty, bubbly, blonde, long natural wavy hair, blue or green eyes? Slender. Likes cars and not just new ones but seems to know a classic. Then a promise of fulfilling one of my cliché fantasies. I am besotted. is that a parts wanted ad? Quote
peterg Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 QUOTE Been a while since I have been significantly aroused by the opposite sex. Breaking News - Adam Reeves in coming out of the closet shocker Quote
Blatman Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 I always suspected. Building a V8 didn't help his cause Quote
adamnreeves Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 Been a while since I have been significantly aroused by the opposite sex. Breaking News - Adam Reeves in coming out of the closet shocker Oh no, no, no. I was not inferring what you seemed to read between the lines. Quote
adamnreeves Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 I always suspected. Building a V8 didn't help his cause Quote
jak Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 Been a while since I have been significantly aroused by the opposite sex. Breaking News - Adam Reeves in coming out of the closet shocker Oh no, no, no. I was not inferring what you seemed to read between the lines. Me thinks he doth protest too much!! Quote
combatsapph Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 ive always wondered, at what age are you classed as a dirty old man? When you get caught. Quote
dombanks Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 i know officially grumpy old men start at 35, maybe pervey old men is more of a calulation based on your age and the age of the person your perving over.... a bit like the is it ok to ******* her calculator... which is 1/2 your age + a few, not the "if theres grass on the pitch you can play" Quote
Blatman Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 That's the "age of your ideal woman" calculator, which is; Half your age plus 7 years. So for a 40 year old, you should be looking for a 27 year old partner. (40 / 2) + 7 = 27... etc... So for me, (35 / 2) + 7 = Adams a left footer Quote
Captain Colonial Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 That's the "age of your ideal woman" calculator, which is; Half your age plus 7 years. So for a 40 year old, you should be looking for a 27 year old partner. (40 / 2) + 7 = 27... etc... Nonsense. The correct age is any attractive woman who is at least ten minutes past going through menopause, or so young that you'll die before she hits it. Quote
leighc Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 That's the "age of your ideal woman" calculator, which is; Half your age plus 7 years. So for a 40 year old, you should be looking for a 27 year old partner. (40 / 2) + 7 = 27... etc... So for me, (35 / 2) + 7 = Adams a left footer Ha- never heard that one before, but that's a great formula Quote
peterg Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 I'll settle for any woman under the age of 60 with a pulse Quote
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