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how about we get rid of Hammond and replace with Suzi Perry  :love:  ;)

And lose Clarkson and replace him with Sabine Schmidt.   :t-up:

What about Captain Slow ...... You wanna keep him do you ???

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ooh yeah and then we could get them to wrestle naked in jelly for the right to pick which car to test  :love:  :love:  :xmas:  :D
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James May is actually the most knowledgeable of all of them when it comes to cars and would be a good foil for the "Sabine & Suzi Show"  :D
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I do enjoy the show, but occasionally the challenges are a bit too juvenile, and predictable....

Although I thought the Polar one was great, enjoyed the South American one, Oh and the African one, Oh, and the Vietnamese one, Oh and the original Aquacar one, Oh and the old Supercar one, Oh and the powerboat one, Oh and the Veyron one........and..... :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Perhaps a few more "real world" sportscars (and some of the quicker, trick saloons for us old fogies....)  :D

As others have suggested a few more retrospective looks at both personalities and cars (as they did with the Mclaren F1), eg Lotus Cortinas, the cult of the Seven, (easy, I said cult...), AMG oldies like "The Hammer", BMW M division, The Mille Miglia, Pikes Peak....etc etc

Ditch SIARPC and have a motoring version of 70's TV series "Superstars" with current and forrmer race drivers, vs motorcyle racers, vs cyclists racing in control vehicles in various disciplines.....That would be the b*****k...

Rossi vs Hamilton vs Wiggins vs Troy Bayliss vs Seb Loeb vs Chris Hoy.....etc.etc  :t-up:  :t-up:

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are we done then... cool... roll on next series in the Autumn :D
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ooh yeah and then we could get them to wrestle naked in jelly for the right to pick which car to test  :love:  :love:  :xmas:  :D

Mmmmmmm! Like the way this is going..!

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get rid of star in a car .... or at least stop it being 10 mins of crap i have to fast forward thro.

have more affordable cars period ... i guess tho they are limited to whats new and if its only fast expensive cars they dont have mcuh choice. just at the mo it seems like the only cars they show are 60K+ which is nice because you see them but not so nice as they used to mix these in with stuff on normal cars we can all afford.

keep the challenges as they are funny maybe less often and less predictable.

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Ditch SIARPC and have a motoring version of 70's TV series "Superstars" with current and forrmer race drivers, vs motorcyle racers, vs cyclists racing in control vehicles in various disciplines.....That would be the b*****k...

Rossi vs Hamilton vs Wiggins vs Troy Bayliss vs Seb Loeb vs Chris Hoy.....etc.etc  :t-up:  :t-up:

Hmmm, let's see Racing Drivers against Motorcylists or Naked women wrestling .... Difficult choice I must say  :D  :D  :D  :p

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Ditch SIARPC and have a motoring version of 70's TV series "Superstars" with current and forrmer race drivers, vs motorcyle racers, vs cyclists racing in control vehicles in various disciplines.....That would be the b*****k...

Rossi vs Hamilton vs Wiggins vs Troy Bayliss vs Seb Loeb vs Chris Hoy.....etc.etc  :t-up:  :t-up:

Hmmm, let's see Racing Drivers against Motorcylists or Naked women wrestling .... Difficult choice I must say  :D  :D  :D  :p

Yeh but,....

we all have the internet, if you really want naked women wrestling in jelly, I am sure a couple of well placed clicks would suffice..... :p  :laugh:  :laugh:

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Top Gear? Its not still on the telly is it? Should have thought that would have died a death ages ago.

Mind you, if it is going to be run by Suzi and Sabine in future I might start watching it again! :p  :p  :p  :p  :D  :D  :D  :D  :t-up:  :t-up:  :t-up:  :t-up:

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Just got the Licence bill in , they should f**k blokes like Clarkson and Co off , payin em stupid amounts of money for driving supercars in global exotic locations , all expenses paid  :sheep:

Lets have more real world car test reports like the things we drive everyday ?

Why not a programme on DIY "chop down a speed cam near you" or "blow the fugging camera van sky high" competition  :t-up:

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I agree SIARPC wastes a lot of time pondering to celebrity culture.  I would like to see some technical content and stuff on older cars or  reviews of cars I can afford ( e.g. 2nd hand).

Bring back William Woolard (?) I say :)

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Lets have more real world car test reports like the things we drive everyday ?

Oohh yes, I can imagine sitting down full of excitement to watch someone droning on about the latest fuel consumption figures of a dull commuterbox - much more interesting than smoking tyres and things blowing up :D

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And lose Clarkson and replace him with Sabine Schmidt.   :t-up:

At least then we would have someone who could actually drive, unlike the big oaf.

As previously said some more affordable cars, still have the exotic but not all the time.

A steady level camera base and show the car been featured instead of this blurred obtuse camera angles we have now for a micro second before it switches to a mirror image from a 180 degree angle for the next micro second.  Does my head in as well as making the eyes go funny, or perhaps that it just age.

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