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What with all this p**ing everywhere and now the Barbara Sreisand stuff, this song popped into my head for some reason...

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er what the devil !
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Well I've got nothing to be guilty of! :p

And I won't be Evergreen with envy. :laugh:

And whilst I'm on here....

anyone got any Second hand rose...

joints? :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:

I'll get me coat!

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Im having the same obsession with Carrie Grant  :oops:

I thought he died years ago?

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in a recent sale i bought the feathers she wore in her hair  in hello dolly in 1969   :t-up: i also have several personal letters from her framed  :xmas:

I imagine thay say:

Dear Steve,

It has come to my attention that following the recent very sucsessful show"Hello Dolly" in 1969 you were discovered in my dressing room afterwards.

While it is understood that many a fan feels disapointed, as i can not meet and speak with them all. Some going further in their efforts to meet with me by slipping backstage or even further breaking into my dressing room. It has to be said that masterbating onto my freather tiera while shouting "woman in love" was a surprise to even my most seasoned security officer, underlying the lengths to which you were prepared to go.

In light of this episode and the difficulty with which i have understanding it let alone explaining it to a newspaper, I suggest you keep the feathers.

Enjoy killer,

Babs.

Or such similar :p  :D  :p

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Well Steve, if you get past the nose and dont trip over the zimmer frame you might be OK  :laugh:
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if you could spell better than me that would make sense ! me thinks thats your letter is from your heart not mine  :durr:  :blush: i have touched babs ! have you

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Steve - Mark does smell better than you  :devil:  :D
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Steve - Mark does smell better than you  :devil:  :D

a s**t ridden donkey smells better than me  :laugh:

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Never seen one of them ride a donkey  :oops:
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Never seen one of them ride a donkey  but i have :oops:

??? so its true

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So Steve D admits to having a thing for one of the biggest gay icons of the 20th century. That explains a lot... :devil:
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So Steve D admits to having a thing for one of the biggest gay icons of the 20th century. That explains a lot... :devil:

who alan carr  :oops:

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You like Alan Carr too... I knew you were a bit light on the loafers :0:p
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Gone off kermit's sisters already eh? that didn't last long  

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If you are after an older woman. Have you asked about Kermit's Mum?  

What’s all this chat then! My mums not for sale....

Yet... ;)

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