RichP Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 buying one or two things in the supermarket and being asked if I'd like someone to help me with the packing??? Quote
Hank Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Hearing someone else clip their fingernails. Hearing a dog lick itself. People that snore. Quote
Asterix Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Ageing My inability to stop at 1 or 2 glasses of alcohol Drunken tramps on train stations who try to arrest you by showing you a discarded bus pass Nutters on empty train stations who, whilst reading your newspaper over your shoulder, state that they too were a spy Nutters in post office queues - there's always one (other than me) Not being rich despite being a fairly hard worker whilst a few ne'er do wells feather their nests by abusing state benefits My ability to spot hidden agenda's at a 1000 yards Conference calls with "English" "speaking" foreign co-workers The drunken Irish tv-through-window-throwing b*****ds who made my life hell when they were neighbours of mine back in Finsbury Park When single, spending an entire train journey sitting opposite a hot chick who is giving you "What a weirdo!?!" looks despite your best smile only to realise, when having got out into the cold winter air of your destination station's platform, that your johnson isn't exactly as hidden as it should normally be. Not being able to drive my Westie Quote
abbeya Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 People who turn on Fog lights when it's not foggy / or when it's raining, then leave them on. My neighbour who has never completed a single task he started. My neighbour who decided to buy a 7.5 tonne kna****ed horse box to start a business, and then parked it up along side his house, for all to see, where it has stayed for the last 2 years. My neighbour who decided to get rid of his old leather sofa, and managed to have enough energy to get it out of the house, but then propped it up against the above horsebox, where it has stayed for the last 3 months. (I used to live in a half decent neighbourhood, now it resembles Steptoe & Sons Yard). Yaris "drivers" Quote
speedy jon Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Snowboarders - learn to ski you feckless baggy-trousered wastrels there nothing wrong with snowboarding with baggy trousers. Quote
Lurksalot Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 After last night Old ******s in expensive sportscars. Grrrrrr in SWMBO's KA I overtook a merc slk . it pulled beside at a red light , on green , he floors it , only to reach max velocity of 55mph , so I had to negotiate another pass. 5mls further another red light , he catches up and pulls the same stunt , so I overtake him again . He couldn't keep up after that ...t****r Quote
carpetstu Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 People who use metric and imperial measurements in the same sentence. That'll be most of us in the building trade then Only playing I ordered a carpet today 14 feet x 4 metres Edit.. its ok Oliver (the Dutton driver) it wasn't yours lol Quote
Howard Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Certain people in my office who talk for ages on their mobiles which make all the landline phones in the vicinity buzz annoyingly the whole time. The same certain people in my office who play back their umpteen voicemail messages on speakerphone on maximum volume for all to hear. The same certain people who ring other phones whilst on speakerphone and leave the phone beeping on maximum volume, unanswered, for bl**dy ages Quote
StuartMackay Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 One HGV trying to overtake another on a dual carriageway, the elephant race normally takes five minutes to be completed causing tailbacks and,as I saw last weekend on the A14, a rear end shunt accident. Quote
Crazy Eddie Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 After last night Old ******s in expensive sportscars. Grrrrrr in SWMBO's KA I overtook a merc slk . it pulled beside at a red light , on green , he floors it , only to reach max velocity of 55mph , so I had to negotiate another pass. 5mls further another red light , he catches up and pulls the same stunt , so I overtake him again . He couldn't keep up after that ...t****r Maybe he didn't want to speed? Quote
JeffC Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 One HGV trying to overtake another on a dual carriageway, the elephant race normally takes five minutes to be completed causing tailbacks and,as I saw last weekend on the A14, a rear end shunt accident. yep that would be top of the list for me too *sits back and awaits flack from the resident yorkie munchers Quote
dombanks Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 D**kheads who cant figure out/be arsed to check their lights and drive with one stuck on main beam...... the same kn*bwipes who then blow their obvously b******d main beam bulb who then put on their fog lights. anyone who uses their fog lights in anything other than thick fog..... just because on the damp fields there is some low level mist hampering you seeing the fence a mile away doesnt mean you need to usethem chavs who think fog lights makes their corsa faster... solution to this problem, allow the police to pull them and smash said fog lights with a hammer Quote
cliveboy8 Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 solution to this problem, allow the police to pull them and smash said fog lights with a hammer Why just the fog lights? Why not the Chavs as well? Quote
BobS Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 People who sit at lights with their foot on the brake pedal 'cos they're too lazy to use the handbrake, totally oblivious to the fact that their high intensity brake lights are causing arc-eye for the poor sod behind them Quote
Doug D. Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 People who think the cinema is an ideal place for a chat. That slouched over thing people do when they're pushing a supermarket trolley. Quote
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