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Westfield Owners  :bangshead:  ;)  :p

Driving instructors with beards :p  :D

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when im in the post office taxing cars....seeing the dreggs of society in there queueing up to get there weekly hand outs  :mad:  stinking of fags and booze from the night before and their unruley overweight kids running about screaming on and drinking full sugar coke whilst munching on a chocolate bar and its only 9.00 in the morning   :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :down:  :down:

the people that appear on Jeremy Kyle  :bangshead:  :bangshead: although it does make entertaining viewing  :blush:  :blush:  :durr:  :durr:

k****l! Your'e lucky.Kids round ere are drinking booze at 9 in't morning and stinking of coke from neet before :sheep:

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People using words like OUTAGE and MIGRATION.

In my day they were POWER CUTS.

Birds used to migrate in the winter and you would TRANSFER something from one place to another.

Thinking "OUTSIDE THE BOX"

People who look at the ceiling when talking to you.

People who can't talk with their eyes open.

Nick Robinson (?) the BBC Political correspondent.

When you go to the Doctor and he says "what's the problem?" You're the f*ing doctor, you should know.

When your finger goes through the toilet paper. Ugh!

Skid marks down the toilet.

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People who keep wittering on about those gooseberry things. Or are they blackberrys? What is the point of them?

Emails from Amazon saying the TV or whatever I bought 3 months ago is now half the price I paid them for it.

Going for a pee, giving it a good shake, putting it away only to find it hasn't quite finished. Must be old age. Not good when you have light coloured trousers on.

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Smelly Emma

Care to elaborate?

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People using words like OUTAGE and MIGRATION

As far as Outage is concerned, I'm right behind you - 'tis not a real word.  But 'migration'?  It's the movement of people from one geographical area to another.  Whether or not you approve of the concept (and I'm far too cynical/mature/cowardly to start another flame-war on that subject) I really can't see anything objectionable about the word itself.

Rule No. 1 - the Internet should be considered read-only after the first bottle of wine.  Especially when you're using a Swiss-specification keyboard - 'you've put the amphersand fscking where?'

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when im in the post office taxing cars....seeing the dreggs of society in there queueing up to get there weekly hand outs

Dregs plural has only one 'g'... ;)

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the boardroom not having a spellchecker  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:
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People who get up at 7.45 and post first thing :D  :D

Bit early for you Mr C :p  :p

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People who use metric and imperial measurements in the same sentence.  :p  :p  :D

That'll be most of us in the building trade then  :D

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Smelly Emma

Care to elaborate?

I couldn't possibly, but one or two Speed Series drivers know of my plight.

Needless to say, i'm only referring to one 'Emma' and its not anyone who might read this, thankfully, otherwise i'd be in some serious trouble with SWMBO.

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People who park in disabled parking areas when they are plainly not physically disabled.

Cashiers that ask if you would like "cash back" after Ive just given 'em a wad of cash.

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......and Americans insisting on being African or Italian or anything other then what they are, which is American.

Americans insiting that they speak English when they quite plainly dont

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Red/amber light jumpers at road works or traffic lights.

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