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The way every shops going mcdonalds like. Whatever you buy they try to sell you something else at the till. If I'd wanted it i would of picked it up me self goodness me  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:
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Spam emails offering to make your knob 3 inches longer :bangshead:

I'm after a drug to make mine shorter  :D  :D

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The British Public!!! We put up with to much S*** and rarely stand up for ourselves. Then fooking moan about it :bangshead:

Immigrants who moan about living here - FO!!

Fat Kids Parents.

Chavs.

Gypos

People who drive Citroen Picasso's

Old people who only  go on the road between 8-9 and 5 - 6 daily when they have the rest of the day to go somewhere.

Max Power.

Other than that its mainly  :t-up:  :D  :cool:

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People who drive Citroen Picasso's

They're the worst, closely followed by Renault Scenics and Vauxhall Zantias.

Also

People who flash their headlights after I've overtaken their dawdling a**es in a perfectly safe and reasonable way

Poor spelling and punctuation

Journalists who pronounce secretary as 'sekker-tree'

Improper use of the personal pronoun ( e.g. 'Me and Steve went to the pub' etc.)

Endless roadworks (when the fsck are they finally going to finish off adding one sodding lane to the M1?)

Pointless roadworks (how many times are London Water going to dig up the road outside my office this year - they dug it up 4 times last year)

Children between the ages of 2 and 12 - a necessary evil

The Today programme

Snowboarders - learn to ski you feckless baggy-trousered wastrels

Solicitors who sit on work for 4 months and then expect me to do it that day, without providing me with any of the information I need to do it

The Daily Mail and all its readers

And the list could go on, but I've got work to do...

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People who keep saying ......... "know what I mean"    :bangshead:  :bangshead:
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People who keep saying ......... "know what I mean"    :bangshead:  :bangshead:

Err.....I think I know what you mean  ;)

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People that call lane 2 of duel carriageways or lane 3 of motorways "fast lanes". Speed limit is the same in all lanes dude!
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People that call lane 2 of duel carriageways or lane 3 of motorways "fast lanes". Speed limit is the same in all lanes dude!

People that refer to 'dual carriageways' as 'duel carriageways'.

:)

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You never had a duel on one?? You've not lived!!!! ;)

Touché  :D  :D

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8)Binmen...........you have to leave your bin in a certain square metre or they won't empty it..............they then leave it 50 yards down the road for you to drag back.

People who use metric and imperial measurements in the same sentence.  :p  :p  :D

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Horse sh#t on the highway, Chewing gum, Gordon Brown + I would like to eviscerate anyone using the term gutted  :p
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stiff bog paper  :arse:
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Spam emails offering to make your knob 3 inches longer :bangshead:

I'm after a drug to make mine shorter  :D  :D

Err! Have you tried cold watter ???

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when im in the post office taxing cars....seeing the dreggs of society in there queueing up to get there weekly hand outs  :mad:  stinking of fags and booze from the night before and their unruley overweight kids running about screaming on and drinking full sugar coke whilst munching on a chocolate bar and its only 9.00 in the morning   :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :down:  :down:

the people that appear on Jeremy Kyle  :bangshead:  :bangshead: although it does make entertaining viewing  :blush:  :blush:  :durr:  :durr:

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