westfield_bumble Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 The way every shops going mcdonalds like. Whatever you buy they try to sell you something else at the till. If I'd wanted it i would of picked it up me self goodness me Quote
exsevener Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Spam emails offering to make your knob 3 inches longer I'm after a drug to make mine shorter Quote
funbobby Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 The British Public!!! We put up with to much S*** and rarely stand up for ourselves. Then fooking moan about it Immigrants who moan about living here - FO!! Fat Kids Parents. Chavs. Gypos People who drive Citroen Picasso's Old people who only go on the road between 8-9 and 5 - 6 daily when they have the rest of the day to go somewhere. Max Power. Other than that its mainly Quote
DanB Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 QUOTE People who drive Citroen Picasso's They're the worst, closely followed by Renault Scenics and Vauxhall Zantias. Also People who flash their headlights after I've overtaken their dawdling a**es in a perfectly safe and reasonable way Poor spelling and punctuation Journalists who pronounce secretary as 'sekker-tree' Improper use of the personal pronoun ( e.g. 'Me and Steve went to the pub' etc.) Endless roadworks (when the fsck are they finally going to finish off adding one sodding lane to the M1?) Pointless roadworks (how many times are London Water going to dig up the road outside my office this year - they dug it up 4 times last year) Children between the ages of 2 and 12 - a necessary evil The Today programme Snowboarders - learn to ski you feckless baggy-trousered wastrels Solicitors who sit on work for 4 months and then expect me to do it that day, without providing me with any of the information I need to do it The Daily Mail and all its readers And the list could go on, but I've got work to do... Quote
Mark Stanton Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 People who keep saying ......... "know what I mean" Quote
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 People who keep saying ......... "know what I mean" Err.....I think I know what you mean Quote
iiyama Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 People that call lane 2 of duel carriageways or lane 3 of motorways "fast lanes". Speed limit is the same in all lanes dude! Quote
bhouse Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 People that call lane 2 of duel carriageways or lane 3 of motorways "fast lanes". Speed limit is the same in all lanes dude! People that refer to 'dual carriageways' as 'duel carriageways'. Quote
iiyama Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 You never had a duel on one?? You've not lived!!!! Quote
bhouse Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 You never had a duel on one?? You've not lived!!!! Touché Quote
carpetstu Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 8)Binmen...........you have to leave your bin in a certain square metre or they won't empty it..............they then leave it 50 yards down the road for you to drag back. People who use metric and imperial measurements in the same sentence. Quote
Robin Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Horse sh#t on the highway, Chewing gum, Gordon Brown + I would like to eviscerate anyone using the term gutted Quote
oldman Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Spam emails offering to make your knob 3 inches longer I'm after a drug to make mine shorter Err! Have you tried cold watter Quote
JeffC Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 when im in the post office taxing cars....seeing the dreggs of society in there queueing up to get there weekly hand outs stinking of fags and booze from the night before and their unruley overweight kids running about screaming on and drinking full sugar coke whilst munching on a chocolate bar and its only 9.00 in the morning the people that appear on Jeremy Kyle although it does make entertaining viewing Quote
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