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News reporters who end with "Joe Bloggs, News at Ten, Name of place"

I am not bothered who they are, I know what I am watching and already know where they are.

Also, why do reporters have to stand in front of buildings? To prove they were there?

:D

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People who walk up the left side of the underground escalator until they are nearly at the top ...... and then stop.

:bangshead:

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people who repeat meaningless phrases

In repsonse to "how are you?" (in itself meaningless in truth)

The response  "not too bad not too bad"  or fair to middling fair to middling "

I heard you the first time you twonk  -  do you think I cant compute single syllable words or is it that that amoeba that doubles as a brain inside that argyle patterned jumper wearing polyeetr clad body cant remember if it has said something so doubles up to make sure .

Oh I could go on as I am a very angry person inside  -  dont get me started on lazy chav women ............

Oh and I'm bored at work so hunting for inspiration, anyone want to design a training course  cos I cant be a---ed

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Hope this has'nt been done before but here goes.  Came down for breakfast this morning and as usuall there was my toast with dollop of butter in the middle and not spread about. Why can women not get the butter to the edge of the bread  :angry:  :angry:  

What, if anything gets YOU mad in the morning, or all day actually.

Men who cant spead butter on their own toast  :D  :p  :D  :p  :laugh:

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People who incorrectly think they're in authority....ie. politicians.. :D

The BBC endlessly droning on about the ******g recession....We know already you miserable tw*ts... :p  :angry:  :D

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Pointless moaning about toast and butter or spelling. They need to get a grip :D
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Packaging that defines removal

Grumpy old gits (except me - my moaning is, of course, genuine)

Bread or toast not buttered in the corners. (Funny thing about this is that I carefully butter all the corners as well as the middle, even when I'm going to spread sardines in olive oil all over)

Changing TV channels to a commercial channel to find theres adverts on (why is there always ads on when I turn over)

The Daily Mail

The Sun

The Daily Express

... All bl00dy newspapers!

poor spilling

text talk

repetitive jokes (I think I must have heard all 5 jokes by now)

forum threads moaning about something

People asking "what oil shoud I use"

Moaning old gits, including me

Friends you only hear from when the cars got a problem

wet weather

cold weather

hot weather

The fire that won't light cause the woods damp

Grass that grows

Light left on

Rooms in the dark because the lights not been put on

Toilet seats...... up or down

houses that are cold

house that are too hot

people driving at 85 in the outside lane

people who think they can drive better than me

people who write long list

people who complain

HM telling me what to do - even though I know she's right

HM not telling me what to do.

long winded threads

long lists

bulk buys

I'll be back in 20 minutes to finish

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People who break off halfway through doing something but tell us they're going to come back and finish.
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1) Tw@ts who harrass the stewardess on a 2 hour flight for a comfort pack or a pillow.

2)People on forums who say with an air of politically correct authority "I think this thread should be closed now" after creating it themselves knowing full well the S*** would hit the fan in a big way.

3)When there is a bit of snatch on a freeview channel and it's covered up by some stupid telephone number :devil:

4)People who moan about top sportsmans "obscene" wages...they could have some of it too if they were any good.

5)People who come around over Christmas and rudely insist on picking up the sloppy Christmas card you've had to send OH to avoid grief and reading the b****r out loud whilst laughing.

6)All adverts selling settees

7)Fat women in UGG boots

8)Binmen...........you have to leave your bin in a certain square metre or they won't empty it..............they then leave it 50 yards down the road for you to drag back.

9)Dwarfs on council estates with pitbulls on a lead

10) Burger van personell who will insist in a quick scratch of their crevices before they pick your barmcake up but after you've handed your money over.

Apart from the above I'm a happy go lucky kind of guy :p

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Old people masturbating on public transport, makes me mad :angry:  :oops:
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People who have nothing better to do than putting stupid posts on Forums  :sheep:
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People who have nothing better to do than post on forums :durr:

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