zvezdochka Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 News reporters who end with "Joe Bloggs, News at Ten, Name of place" I am not bothered who they are, I know what I am watching and already know where they are. Also, why do reporters have to stand in front of buildings? To prove they were there? Quote
GuyH Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 People who walk up the left side of the underground escalator until they are nearly at the top ...... and then stop. Quote
frubpato? Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 people who repeat meaningless phrases In repsonse to "how are you?" (in itself meaningless in truth) The response "not too bad not too bad" or fair to middling fair to middling " I heard you the first time you twonk - do you think I cant compute single syllable words or is it that that amoeba that doubles as a brain inside that argyle patterned jumper wearing polyeetr clad body cant remember if it has said something so doubles up to make sure . Oh I could go on as I am a very angry person inside - dont get me started on lazy chav women ............ Oh and I'm bored at work so hunting for inspiration, anyone want to design a training course cos I cant be a---ed Quote
iiyama Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 people that say haytch instead of aitch! Quote
Tweetie Pie Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Hope this has'nt been done before but here goes. Came down for breakfast this morning and as usuall there was my toast with dollop of butter in the middle and not spread about. Why can women not get the butter to the edge of the bread What, if anything gets YOU mad in the morning, or all day actually. Men who cant spead butter on their own toast Quote
lippydave Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 People who incorrectly think they're in authority....ie. politicians.. The BBC endlessly droning on about the ******g recession....We know already you miserable tw*ts... Quote
Matt Seabrook Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Pointless moaning about toast and butter or spelling. They need to get a grip Quote
Norman Verona Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Packaging that defines removal Grumpy old gits (except me - my moaning is, of course, genuine) Bread or toast not buttered in the corners. (Funny thing about this is that I carefully butter all the corners as well as the middle, even when I'm going to spread sardines in olive oil all over) Changing TV channels to a commercial channel to find theres adverts on (why is there always ads on when I turn over) The Daily Mail The Sun The Daily Express ... All bl00dy newspapers! poor spilling text talk repetitive jokes (I think I must have heard all 5 jokes by now) forum threads moaning about something People asking "what oil shoud I use" Moaning old gits, including me Friends you only hear from when the cars got a problem wet weather cold weather hot weather The fire that won't light cause the woods damp Grass that grows Light left on Rooms in the dark because the lights not been put on Toilet seats...... up or down houses that are cold house that are too hot people driving at 85 in the outside lane people who think they can drive better than me people who write long list people who complain HM telling me what to do - even though I know she's right HM not telling me what to do. long winded threads long lists bulk buys I'll be back in 20 minutes to finish Quote
Asterix Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 People who break off halfway through doing something but tell us they're going to come back and finish. Quote
exsevener Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 1) Tw@ts who harrass the stewardess on a 2 hour flight for a comfort pack or a pillow. 2)People on forums who say with an air of politically correct authority "I think this thread should be closed now" after creating it themselves knowing full well the S*** would hit the fan in a big way. 3)When there is a bit of snatch on a freeview channel and it's covered up by some stupid telephone number 4)People who moan about top sportsmans "obscene" wages...they could have some of it too if they were any good. 5)People who come around over Christmas and rudely insist on picking up the sloppy Christmas card you've had to send OH to avoid grief and reading the b****r out loud whilst laughing. 6)All adverts selling settees 7)Fat women in UGG boots 8)Binmen...........you have to leave your bin in a certain square metre or they won't empty it..............they then leave it 50 yards down the road for you to drag back. 9)Dwarfs on council estates with pitbulls on a lead 10) Burger van personell who will insist in a quick scratch of their crevices before they pick your barmcake up but after you've handed your money over. Apart from the above I'm a happy go lucky kind of guy Quote
Bean Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Old people masturbating on public transport, makes me mad Quote
pistonbroke Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 People who have nothing better to do than putting stupid posts on Forums Quote
Bean Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 People who have nothing better to do than post on forums Quote
samcooke Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Biscuits. I hate biscuits. They're c****. Quote
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