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Help me :(

I'm Scotish Blokes good luck charm why would he leave me behind :(

Don't worry wee man. I found my way home via a few places on route, the world is a verrrrrrrrrrry large place though  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :devil:

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Also seen at Croft today didn't seem to bring much luck to Cooper mind you :(

Yea, saw him hitching a ride in that Scottish Focus. Must have found a new owner. Certainly brought him some luck, not that you need much luck with 600bhp on tap!  ;)

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hope it works out well for you young nessy, I never got reunited with my John and I was an only child so I know John will be missing me greatly  :down:  :down:
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Pweeese come home Nessy, I cwashed wiff out you today :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :D

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Pweeese come home Nessy, I cwashed wiff out you today :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :D

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ya git big jessy :oops:  , cant imagine you getting attatched to a cuddly toy  :oops:  :D  :D  :D  :D

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Pweeese come home Nessy, I cwashed wiff out you today :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :D

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ya git big jessy :oops:  , cant imagine you getting attatched to a cuddly toy  :oops:  :D  :D  :D  :D

That hurt Jeffrey  :D

I hope you washed your hands after handling him, he's not got a smile on his face for nothing :D  :D  :p  :p  :blush:

Daddy love ya wee man xox  :blush:

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he looked happy on this occasion  :oops:  :D  :D  :D  :D

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he looked happy on this occasion  :oops:  :D  :D  :D  :D

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Yep, that's *close* to where he normally lives  :blush:

Can you give him a wash he's proper manky

Stick in wee man

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Proper manky ??? that's a Teesarrrrd saying if ever I heard one :laugh:

Tis common over the border too.

I've just had a thought Slippy, your about the same size as Nessy, fancy a cable tie round your nads and secured to my rollbar :D A bit of your Mrs green war paint and Bob's your uncle.

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A bit of your Mrs green war paint and Bob's your uncle.

I didn't realise bob was his uncle. :laugh:

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Well hello from Oslo boys and girls I am starting to think this is the best thing that ever happened to me, I've ditched that big sweaty Jock who used to drag me around everywhere and I am sampling some culture for the first time in my life.

The hotel has 24/7 porn

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And as for the views they are simply stunning

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Regards Swiss Ness ;)

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