You have to change your name . . .

[steve_m]

The CIA are after you, you've just had a very messy divorse and the ex's brothers are on your tail or you've not paid any tax for 8 years and the IR have finally found you . . . you need to vanish quickly and move to a rented house on the fens or in Brittany if you can get across the channel . . .

What name do you choose for yourself ?

[peterg]

Gordon Brown, he's been getting away with stuff like that for years    

[spence]

What you been up to then steve m?

[Crazy Eddie]

Is this like porn star name where you choose your pet's name and street name?

I would be Harvey Cedarwood which actually I could live with

[*Emma*]

Is this like porn star name where you choose your pet's name and street name?

I would be Harvey Cedarwood which actually I could live with

Oh no, I couldn't live with being called "Spotty William"!  

[CedricTheBrave]

hmm 'Bailey Morris' sounds like a real chav chappy

[Norman Verona]

Chloe Foie sounds OK

OH, hang on I've got the dangly bit so better make it Charlie Foie

[dibbly]

Snoopy Cranford......hmmmmm not sure about that

[Bean]

Archie Alexander  

[JeffC]

max power  

[Swiss Jeff]

Manny Fagnet.

[slippy]

Ivor Biggen

[DMMS]

Cupid Stunt

Betty Swollacks

Filly Sucker

Or the pet one.... Dingle Falaise

[Tubs]

Osama Bin Laden? They know is name and address and still can't catch him.

The pet one, Frodo La Rue De Bel Air is just silly.

Tubs

[Asterix]

Jack Etpotato