Mallory Caption Contest

[Howard]

What am I saying to Tigger?    

[barney]

" I told Emma this was 12 inches"

i know,i know..couldnt resist

[*Emma*]

       

[Hammy]

" just don't get this scissors stone paper thing, can you show me again ?"

(nice and clean eh ?)

[pistonbroke]

I said you only need  "this much "  tape  

OK so   "use the whole ****** roll"  

[Tigger]

I could tell you if I could remember    

Tigger

[Hammy]

............."Its got about this much torque"

[Boney]

course their loaded.................... now stick em up

Boney

[jeff oakley]

"As I was driving past the lake a fish hit me in the face it was this big"

[westyblade]

I was this far off buying a BEC but couldn't handle the acceleration,cornering and braking,    

[oldman]

Blatman wos that far away from Clarkeson but no b******* saw him  

[Buzz Billsberry]

Tigger have you peed yourself?

[Lurksalot]

"Look Tigger let me remind you,

I said .........................

a  little  PIANIST "

[pistonbroke]

Why has elton spat his teeth out on yer car  

[pistonbroke]

They are'nt is teeth , there is burn't sausage dinner