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Just reading this thread made me reach for my cigarettes............:p  :p  :p

I have no problems with a complete ban, just about every office, shop etc have been smoke free for years.

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Lets ban smoking, booze., BMW drivers and anything else thats not good for you ( or people don't like) and we can all live long and boring lives.

Sh@t, i do all of them things  :D  :D  :D  :D

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Passed apparrantly. One more civil liberty taken away.

One by one.......

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Ban the poluting smoke, not smokers, now work that one out and everyone is happy - Ciggies with catalysts mmmm
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So when you banned smoking , what's next on the agenda ?

Hmmmmm  lets see what should we ban next !

Drinking , thats it , we ban ****** drinking  :sheep:

Drink kills , smells orrible , ruins lives , and is a major cause of crime and anti social behavior

Lets all go TT , you know it makes sense    :t-up:

Oh yes then theres driving , that kills ,causes pollution , ruins lives and also is a major cause of crime and anti social behavior

Lets ban driving   :sheep:

Hmmmm now what next ???  ???  ???

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Lets ban fishing next,  Is causes harm to the fish dragging them into an unfamilar environment and causing them undo stress.

ummm next :D  :D  :devil:  :devil:

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As an ex-smoker it doesn't bother me either way *but* it's always nice to see it from a hardened smokers point of view

Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little maggots, I’d quit smoking if I didn’t think I’d become one of you. See, I know you've employed some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke; let me be the first to pop that f*cking bubble and send you hurtling back to reality – because you're gonna die too. And you know what doctors say: 's**t, if only you'd smoked, we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed.

I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now because I smoked cigarettes. Cigarettes didn't kill me, a bunch of non-smokers kicked the s**t out of me one day. I tried to run, they had more energy than I. I tried to hide, they heard me wheezing. Many of them smelled me. (Sniffing sounds) "There he is, get him!" (Pants) "Oh, he's hardly f*cking moving, this is pathetic!" (Pants) "Look, he's still trying to get away, he's like a roach, step on him!" (Pants) "Squash him!" "Let's kill him and pee on him. Yeah!"

People'll say the stupidest things sometimes too, "Hey, man, if you quit smoking you get your sense of smell back." I live in New York City, I got news for you-I don't want my f*cking sense of smell back. (Sniffs) Is that urine? (Sniffs) I think I smell a dead guy! Honey, look, a dead guy!

Bill Hicks 1961 - 1994

:t-up:

Anybody who says anything like that has not seen the s**t that goes into a fag. I have, and trust me it is not pretty.

Would you eat arsenick? No, not in hell right?

Do you smoke? Yes, whoops, care to ammend your first answer?

I can't remember the exact facts as it good few years ago, but there is something like 400 chemicals that go into a cigarette which are classified as poisons, toxic, harmful, etc in all all forms on human consumption yet millions of people regulary and voluntarily take them every day in a fag.

I'm 30 and I can honestly say I have never smoke a fag in my life. And I never will...

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and pigin' candles, my ceilings sooted up by my missus buring them too much again, now iv got to paint it  :(
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I've never smoked, can't stand it ..................... however I don't care  :D  :D not a jot, smoke if you want to, you keep smoking and I'll keep farting  :D  :D  :devil:
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As an ex-smoker it doesn't bother me either way *but* it's always nice to see it from a hardened smokers point of view

Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little maggots, I’d quit smoking if I didn’t think I’d become one of you. See, I know you've employed some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke; let me be the first to pop that f*cking bubble and send you hurtling back to reality – because you're gonna die too. And you know what doctors say: 's**t, if only you'd smoked, we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed.

I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now because I smoked cigarettes. Cigarettes didn't kill me, a bunch of non-smokers kicked the s**t out of me one day. I tried to run, they had more energy than I. I tried to hide, they heard me wheezing. Many of them smelled me. (Sniffing sounds) "There he is, get him!" (Pants) "Oh, he's hardly f*cking moving, this is pathetic!" (Pants) "Look, he's still trying to get away, he's like a roach, step on him!" (Pants) "Squash him!" "Let's kill him and pee on him. Yeah!"

People'll say the stupidest things sometimes too, "Hey, man, if you quit smoking you get your sense of smell back." I live in New York City, I got news for you-I don't want my f*cking sense of smell back. (Sniffs) Is that urine? (Sniffs) I think I smell a dead guy! Honey, look, a dead guy!

Bill Hicks 1961 - 1994

:t-up:

Anybody who says anything like that has not seen the s**t that goes into a fag. I have, and trust me it is not pretty.

Would you eat arsenick? No, not in hell right?

Do you smoke? Yes, whoops, care to ammend your first answer?

I can't remember the exact facts as it good few years ago, but there is something like 400 chemicals that go into a cigarette which are classified as poisons, toxic, harmful, etc in all all forms on human consumption yet millions of people regulary and voluntarily take them every day in a fag.

I'm 30 and I can honestly say I have never smoke a fag in my life. And I never will...

Comedy....come on in

Besides, it's not about smoking as a habit. It is about the way people take these government dangler-shaftings without question....as has been said before, what's next?

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Oh right, so you don't disagree with the ban just with the government. That being the case at the next general election if more people got off their  :arse:  and vote things might change. Bleating about civil liberties on here won't. How many people who have moaned about the nanny state actually voted at the last general election ???
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Oh right, so you don't disagree with the ban just with the government. That being the case at the next general election if more people got off their  :arse:  and vote things might change. Bleating about civil liberties on here won't. How many people who have moaned about the nanny state actually voted at the last general election ???

Well i didn't join the wscc out of politics, i did vote at the last election, however.

Do you have a point?

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being an on /off smoker i say ban it in pubs i wouldnt object to smoking outside and i do consider others while im smoking .my father died from brain tumors caused from having cancer twice .when the mcmillan nurse came to my parents the whole family were there to here what she said .i didnt realize we all have cancer in our bodies it just takes something to trigger it off .and i have my clothes washed every time i go out whether they smell of fags or not i dont wont people to smell my stall body odour when i next wear them:p

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