SteveD Posted September 1, 2003 Author Share Posted September 1, 2003 john the only reason jane has that many cats is obvious well to me anyway ,you obviously can't satisfy her and the cats are a sort of comfort thing or even sex toys and why the chuff would i want a cat,the only reason would be to feed to my staffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windy Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Put cat in boot of car, drive 200 miles, let it out The humane way of dealing with the problem so I'm told Only joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 just trying to remember what happened to the last thread that turned anti-cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted September 1, 2003 Author Share Posted September 1, 2003 me thinks there should be a sort of annual cat culling like what they do to deer ,well they do it to seals as well and there innocent little things unlike cats ,you wouldn't get a seal sitting on your car or crapping in your garden :blush:even if there was a seal on the roof of my car i would be highly amused and throw it a fish and teach it tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windy Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 A friend had a deer try to sit on his car once (whilst he was driving it) and it wrote his car off. Did more damage than just scratches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skid Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Had a pigeon that tried to sit on the windscreen on my van once,only going at about 60 at the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted September 1, 2003 Author Share Posted September 1, 2003 i had a freind once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted September 1, 2003 Author Share Posted September 1, 2003 then he bought a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrenRav Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 What you need is two of these, since getting them I've never seen a cat in my garden and my neighbour has 5, thinking about it before I had these I had a garden, you can't have it all ways I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 but we havent got room for a shed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Loudon - Sponsorship Liaison Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Steve, Get a grip man Bev would love a cat or 2 or 3. And I bet young Willem would like one as well you tight I beginning to think that all that cellulose thinners is affecting your sanity and patience Failing all of the above, just slab your garden and then the cats wont want to come and crap cos there's nowt to dig. ...or move John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted September 1, 2003 Author Share Posted September 1, 2003 john shut up i suppose you want me to pave the roof of bevs saab aswell do you ,you tit ! darren is it me or is your shed a bit girly it looks like something out of heidi have the dogs just finished brushing up they look a bit tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrenRav Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 darren is it me or is your shed a bit girly Steve, I'm currently waiting ronseal to respond to a recent complaint I submitted, the colour of the shed looks f**k all like it does on the tin. BTW I put it there as a place to store bits of my westy when I get round to pulling it apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 i suppose there very expensive parts with gaurd dogs like those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Loudon - Sponsorship Liaison Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Any how Stevie boy ? How come your Staffy lets it happen? It must think its a cat itself Hang on a minute maybe its your own dog crapping and scratching and not any of the cats at all John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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