hilux Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the best bl**** beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate. "Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud." Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me un Becks, ze real King of beers." Jan, chief executive of Grolsch follows by stating that Grolsch is the ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of head on top. Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. please". The other four stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks:"Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?" Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westfields Rock On Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 man im letting off some wicked fostersfarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timo Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Budvar Unquestionably the finest beer in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Stella 'It makes ya kinda Craaaaaaaaaaaazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrightster Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 red stripe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7SE Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Timothy Taylor's Landlord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sideshow Bob Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 The best pub in the world ? An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you." "Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2." "Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?" "Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to my sister." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westfields Rock On Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 mmmmmmmmmm timmy taylors, on a warm day eating meat and potato pie at the mucky duck. come on driving test! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minghis Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 "In 'Strailya, we make the best bl**** beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate. Bizarrely it's virtually unknown in Oz, it's made in the UK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furtive Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Leffe Blonde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick.Petty Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Everyone knows London Pride is the best and anyone who drinks otherwise is a shirt lifter .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westfields Rock On Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 leffe! love that stuff, strong! i think it smells/tastes like banana beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 i think it smells/tastes like banana beer. What that then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick S Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Old Peculiar.... or XB (only when brewed in Masham tho) Wroxy - stop hanging aronud the bus shelters drinking cider will ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ight Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 have to agree with Old Peculiar. although i do prefer Speckled Hen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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