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On 14/06/2022 at 12:47, pistonbroke said:

One just like Hurdsey's would be perfect  

 

 

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Middle aged? Are they planning on living to 150??

 

Sorry, b***hy of me I know. I'm middle aged at 42 and they look a little older than me.

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Ouch!

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On 22/06/2022 at 12:37, Dibby said:

Middle aged? Are they planning on living to 150??

 

Sorry, b***hy of me I know. I'm middle aged at 42 and they look a little older than me.

 

You don't look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire :t-up:

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A while ago I was stood at a red light when 2 kids ran over the road to my car and tried to climb in. Naturally I told them what to do and where to go so the loudest one told me what to do and where to go, then attempted to sit on the nosecone.

Unfortunately he got off before the lights changed.

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And then of course there's the innocence of babes...... The Sage & I were on our way to meet up with Buttercup and Co in Yorkshire with the ASBO on the trailer, the ASBO was sporting 'S8 POO' reg plates at the time, we stopped at a McD's to grab a coffee for the road when a little dude nearly tore his dads arm off trying to get a look at the car, so I made the little mans day and told his dad to put him in the driving seat and grab a photo, smiles all round as they walked away.... but wait.... the little man has a command of words and letters..... "look Dad it (the reg plate) says POO..... look POO Dad POO, Why does it say POO Mr.....?" Desperate for a meaningful answer I said "Well It's beacause it's Pooh Bear Yellow" His reply floored me and I still chuckle when I remember it, he said and I quote "not cos it's shi* then" 

I told his dad that I can understand why some animals eat their young.  

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