UK Road Signs Quiz

[Captain Colonial]

How many can you get right?  Answers to follow later:

 

A:

 

 

B:

 

 

C

 

 

D

 

 

E

 

 

First person to get all five wins a year’s supply of locusts.  Good luck!

[Ian Kinder (Bagpuss) - Joint Peak District AO]

2 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

How many can you get right?  Answers to follow later:

 

A:

 

Bonnet denters ahead!

 

2 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

 

B:

 

Dangerous curves ahead

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

Scuba oil change service available

2 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

 

D

 

Still, no-eye, Deer?

2 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

 

E

 

LSD test zone ahead

 

2 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

First person to get all five wins a year’s supply of locusts.

How do you know how many locusts a year, I consume?

[Captain Colonial]

All good answers, but not quite right I’m afraid - try again if you like.

 

I was thinking you’d post the locusts to your enemies, not eat them.

[TAFKARM]

7 hours ago, Captain Colonial said:

 

 

A:

 

 

Skid risk?

[TableLeg]

7 hours ago, Captain Colonial said:

 

 

 

This is surely "Always hover when using public toilets" isn't it!?!

[pistonbroke]

10 Points high score 

 

 

 

[pistonbroke]

10 Points high score 

 

 

 

Bog House ahead 

 

[Captain Colonial]

Okay, the answers:

 

 

Couple trapped in red tent trying to survive by pulling giant worms out of the ground to eat (ahead)

 

Comfy seat ahead - although I will accept @pistonbroke and @TableLeg answers

 

 

Couple now free of tent squishing three more giant worms to eat (ahead)

 

 

Deer with itchy knee (ahead)

 

 

Couple who were trapped in tent and who later squished and ate giant worms being pursued by parents of said worms (ahead)