John K Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 15 hours ago, Chris King - Webmaster and Joint North East AO said: Anything south of the Tyne is "The South" FYI anything North of Stratford upon Avon is the North, a bleak, grey, cold, and inhospitable North with amazing driving roads as its only redeeming feature. Anything North of the Wall is the Arctic... And let the North / South debate commence... Quote
Blatman Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 6 hours ago, John K said: FYI anything North of Stratford upon Avon is the North Er, no. Anything north of Watford is "the north". Anything south of the River (Thames) is swamp or marsh-land 1 Quote
GaryD1971 Posted September 14, 2017 Author Posted September 14, 2017 From where I am, anything over the river Nene is "oop north" and requiring a passport, and anything over the river Ouse is " dahn sarf" and also requiring said passport! Anyhoo, I'm off to stick some more wood in the log burner.... Quote
Thrustyjust Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 Wife (latest) mentioned about lighting the open fire soon as the temperatures on the weather forecast showing under 10 deg in the evenings,last night. I chose to ignore it, which she should be used to, as I ignore most things she says 1 Quote
John K Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 10 hours ago, GaryD1971 said: From where I am, anything over the river Nene is "oop north" and requiring a passport, and anything over the river Ouse is " dahn sarf" and also requiring said passport! And don't forgot your inoculations... To protect us from your germs 1 Quote
Howsafe Workwear and Safety Equipment Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 On 10/09/2017 at 20:46, Chris King - Webmaster and Joint North East AO said: That's a scandalous rumour, now where's my long johns... not the ones with the rear hatch i hope Quote
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 26 minutes ago, Howsafe Workwear and Safety Equipment said: not the ones with the rear hatch i hope Thanks for the mental image Quote
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 16 hours ago, Blatman said: Er, no. Anything north of Watford is "the north". Anything south of the River (Thames) is swamp or marsh-land Then there's west of Oxford and east of Barking being uncharted lands... In fact almost anywhere more than twenty miles outside the M25. Quote
John K Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 16 minutes ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: Then there's west of Oxford and east of Barking being uncharted lands... In fact almost anywhere more than twenty miles outside the M25. I'm a little more cosmopolitan than you, I only get scared when sideways I get to Wales or Norfolk... There be dragons Quote
Thrustyjust Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 There's dragons in West Berkshire John....................................................... my wife is welsh................ 1 Quote
GaryD1971 Posted September 15, 2017 Author Posted September 15, 2017 4 hours ago, John K said: And don't forgot your inoculations... To protect us from your germs It's not the germs you should worry about, it's definitely the dragons... Quote
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 According to an Observer report in 2002 people in Wales are the most promiscuous in Britain... See here Quote
CraigHew Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 25 minutes ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: According to an Observer report in 2002 people in Wales are the most promiscuous in Britain... See here That's down to the good looking sheep. Quote
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 "Quick! Quick! Pour the custard in my wellies!" Quote
TAFKARM Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 My mums staying with us this week as she's broken her elbow. its currently 25 degrees in the lounge. Quote
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