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On that theme, a WSCC thermos and cake tin would be nice. 

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A hat, or has somebody already said that?

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2 hours ago, RussH said:

On that theme, a WSCC thermos and cake tin would be nice. 

Would you like a pair of slippers with that? :d

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WSCC chamois leather

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  • A WSCC engraved carbon fibre incontinence bag ?
  • An individually engraved WSCC plaque that has your name, address, age, drinking preferences and next of kin - complete with screws to fix to the dashboard? 
  • A Haynes manual covering all Westfield models and engine possibilities since 1982 - volume 1 is free from the club, volumes 2-37 will be available "in weeks" from the factory at £49.99 each + £25p&p?
  • A Unisex poncho available in every colour (as long as it's black) with WS on the front and CC on the back
  • A £50 voucher for you and your Westfield at a calming therapy retreat of your choice :rolleyes:  

 

 

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Wscc slippers to replace these IMG_2172.JPG

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Top Cat :yes:

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Just now, tisme said:

Top Cat :yes:

Barry is a legend. 

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Barry :rolleyes:

(ok, just as bad as me shouting "Biscuit" every night trying to get the blighter in)

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1 hour ago, tisme said:
  • A Haynes manual covering all Westfield models and engine possibilities since 1982 - volume 1 is free from the club, volumes 2-37 will be available "in weeks" from the factory at £49.99 each + £25p&p?

Pure class :d

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2 hours ago, tisme said:

... me shouting "Biscuit" every night trying to get the blighter in ...

I can just imagine the conversation between your cat and another on the back fence...

"Biscuit, did he just call you Biscuit? You told me your name was 'Ninja Mouse Assassin', where the hell did Biscuit come from..?"

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Another 15 being dispatched tomorrow.  That makes 118 out of 400.  This is starting to get tedious...

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5 minutes ago, Scott Young - WSCC Chairman said:

Another 15 being dispatched tomorrow.  That makes 118 out of 400.  This is starting to get tedious...

Are you still talking about thongs? I'm getting confused...

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One of these with the logo's tip-exed out...

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12 hours ago, John K said:

I can just imagine the conversation between your cat and another on the back fence...

"Biscuit, did he just call you Biscuit? You told me your name was 'Ninja Mouse Assassin', where the hell did Biscuit come from..?"

He's Ginger ! (.............. as in Ginger Biscuit......:d )

And I think if I shouted "come in Ninja Mouse Assassin it's your bedtime" either the neighbours would think I've really lost the plot or the security services would be scrambled :oops:

11 hours ago, Scott Young - WSCC Chairman said:

Another 15 being dispatched tomorrow.  That makes 118 out of 400.  This is starting to get tedious...

It's clearly something that has to be dispatched in small numbers to avoid any suspicion from the above mentioned "services". A certain gentleman from Iraq tried the same thing and very nearly got away with it. I must admit this would make an ideal steering wheel spacer or a track day exhaust decibel reducer ???    

Do you plan to rename the WSCC to WMD (Westfield Mad Drivers)......... :o

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