Have you seen my.....

[pistonbroke]

elementary my dear Norm ,  you left them in the kazi when you got out of bed to go for a pee !

[pistonbroke]

either that or it was Mrs White in the drawing room with a candelabra ! 

[Norman Verona]

Not in the loo, but I hadn't thought about Mrs White and her candelabra. I'll go and have a word with her right now. 

[7sRWild]

Its erindoors, she's hid them, messin with your head...

[Norman Verona]

Probably, but as you know, she wouldn't remember.

[clansman]

washing machine!

[Norman Verona]

Checked that, not in there.

 

When I do find them it may well be that HM picked them up and put them wherever they are now. She's always picking up stuff and putting it "away". Problem is "away" could be anywhere.

[tolf]

I have often found that Calvados helps the brain. Not sure if thats in a good or bad way though......

[7sRWild]

Checked that, not in there.

 

When I do find them it may well be that HM picked them up and put them wherever they are now. She's always picking up stuff and putting it "away". Problem is "away" could be anywhere.

Just be careful she doesn't have you put away!!

[Norman Verona]

Steve, she's doing that everyday!

[jim_l]

...cardiologist...used to do Val Doonican's wardrobe.

 

If you are not with me you are not old enough!

[SootySport]

I'm afraid to say it was the Borrowers that nicked them. 

[Norman Verona]

Val Doonican, he was the Irish geezer who sat in a rocking chair in fancy cardies and warbled a bit. I'm old enough, I think I'm older than you. In fact I'm older than god!

 

 

Could well be the Borrowers. I'll have to have a word with HM as I've no idea who they are other than in a supernatural film (I think). Anyway, if they have borrowed them they can jolly well bring them back.

[pistonbroke]

While your looking  for your specs can you  keep one eye out for my teeth ,I cant find them anywhere 

[Norman Verona]

If I hear a chattering, I'll let you know.