Apples, what can you do with them?

[Norman Verona]

Stephen, they're round and green. A bit sour. I've no idea other than that.

 

Mike, I may just get one of those to lob apples at Stephen. That'll be fun

 

James I've been thinking what I could use. The only object I can think of is to get a barrel with a lid and jack it up with a prop on the lid to a beam. Big tray to catch the juice. Only problem will be the juice will run over the greasy jack. Back to the drawing board.

 

So, looks like a few thousand jars of puree.

[User0083]

Chuck em' over then!

We'll make something with them or freeze them puréed! We still have a few kg's of rhubarb in the freezer.

[Norman Verona]

Ah, Rhubarb, I love Rhubarb and gooseberries. Both difficult to get here. Probably get them in Rennes market but not the supermarket. 

[tolf]

Norm

Why cant you make a cider press? Cant be that difficult, you could even power it, and crush the apples by attaching a drivebelt to your caterham

[Norman Verona]

What and damage my other three fingers!

[tolf]

[User0083]

Email Top Gear and get them to design a V8 cider press!!!

You could do it like wine... Stick them in a barrel and stomp on them!

[minesapint]

So why don't you get the farmer to come round with his press, ferment the apple juice into cider, keep half

for consumption, distill the remaining half, and use half of this to make Calvados, distill the remaining

quarter again and make into very high alcohol content liquor and run the Caterham on it.

Then with all the booze you've made, invite the whole of the WSCC over to France for a barbeque and the

p*** u* of the century.

Cheers!

[Norman Verona]

Minesapint, your a bit behind the times. I've already invited the members.

[SootySport]

If HM don't like cooking then hire a chef,, choose from these http://www.slashfood.com/2011/01/27/sexy-chefs-women-2011/

[Norman Verona]

Do you think they'll trade for a week in a gite?

[Onliest Smeg David]

An apple can be placed on top of SWMBOs head when practicing archery!

[Norman Verona]

She wouldn't mind that, she has nerves of steel, Rather she did have before her bout of hospitalization.

[User0083]

I have an idea...

[Norman Verona]

OK, and then?

 

But would be fun, I suppose.