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SteveD

bottled farts , to fill your tyres ,these bottles are £37.99 each and compromise of dog farts and my farts (i couldnt use bevs as women dont fart allegidly)one bottle will fill four tyres , this will make your car lighter and faster acording to roger rabbit so its a bargain

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Man On The Clapham Omnibus

This has the makings of another shower micturation thread!  :suspect:  :d

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Meatibald Archpants

PM'd

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Captain Colonial

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "blowout"...

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Terry Everall - WSCC Competition Secretary

I smell............ a rat :laugh:

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FILFAN

Do I need a rental contract in the bottle

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Scottish Bloke

My farts are better than your farts and I'll sell mine for £25.99 ;)

 

PM me your orders

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Rusty Nuts

What do they rev to

What colour are they

Can we have some pictures

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CSRacing

Do they self seal when they blow through?

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User0083

Can they be used in wood burners?

Can you pressurise them and adapt bottle to fit on twin 40's and have a "after burner" button on dash... Nitrous style?

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mikef

A fart is a fart that eases the heart

and puts the body at ease.

It warms the bed on a cold, cold night

and stinks away the fleas.

 

Perhaps you could sell your bottled ones on this basis?

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Norman Verona

and stinks away the fleas.

 

and the wife!

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alexander72

only official WSCC Traders can offer bottled farts BTW  :) 

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Norman Verona

That's OK then, anyone want mine?

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User0083

Had a ruby for dinner, bhuna, king prawn.

Mrs C wanted me to collect her at 2015, been sat in tin top waiting for 45 mins...

Boy is she gonna have a surprise when she opens the door.

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