SteveD 438 Posted January 29, 2013 bottled farts , to fill your tyres ,these bottles are £37.99 each and compromise of dog farts and my farts (i couldnt use bevs as women dont fart allegidly)one bottle will fill four tyres , this will make your car lighter and faster acording to roger rabbit so its a bargain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man On The Clapham Omnibus 496 Posted January 29, 2013 This has the makings of another shower micturation thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meatibald Archpants 1,770 Posted January 29, 2013 PM'd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Colonial 2,832 Posted January 29, 2013 Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "blowout"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terry Everall - WSCC Competition Secretary 1,259 Posted January 29, 2013 I smell............ a rat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FILFAN 358 Posted January 29, 2013 Do I need a rental contract in the bottle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scottish Bloke 185 Posted January 29, 2013 My farts are better than your farts and I'll sell mine for £25.99 PM me your orders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Nuts 45 Posted January 29, 2013 What do they rev to What colour are they Can we have some pictures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSRacing 1 Posted January 29, 2013 Do they self seal when they blow through? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
User0083 164 Posted January 29, 2013 Can they be used in wood burners? Can you pressurise them and adapt bottle to fit on twin 40's and have a "after burner" button on dash... Nitrous style? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikef 92 Posted January 29, 2013 A fart is a fart that eases the heart and puts the body at ease. It warms the bed on a cold, cold night and stinks away the fleas. Perhaps you could sell your bottled ones on this basis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norman Verona 455 Posted January 29, 2013 and stinks away the fleas. and the wife! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alexander72 648 Posted January 29, 2013 only official WSCC Traders can offer bottled farts BTW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norman Verona 455 Posted January 29, 2013 That's OK then, anyone want mine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
User0083 164 Posted January 29, 2013 Had a ruby for dinner, bhuna, king prawn. Mrs C wanted me to collect her at 2015, been sat in tin top waiting for 45 mins... Boy is she gonna have a surprise when she opens the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
