SteveD Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 bottled farts , to fill your tyres ,these bottles are £37.99 each and compromise of dog farts and my farts (i couldnt use bevs as women dont fart allegidly)one bottle will fill four tyres , this will make your car lighter and faster acording to roger rabbit so its a bargain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 This has the makings of another shower micturation thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAFKARM Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 PM'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "blowout"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Everall Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 I smell............ a rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILFAN Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Do I need a rental contract in the bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Bloke Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 My farts are better than your farts and I'll sell mine for £25.99 PM me your orders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Nuts Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 What do they rev to What colour are they Can we have some pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSRacing Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Do they self seal when they blow through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Can they be used in wood burners? Can you pressurise them and adapt bottle to fit on twin 40's and have a "after burner" button on dash... Nitrous style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikef Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 A fart is a fart that eases the heart and puts the body at ease. It warms the bed on a cold, cold night and stinks away the fleas. Perhaps you could sell your bottled ones on this basis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 and stinks away the fleas. and the wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 only official WSCC Traders can offer bottled farts BTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 That's OK then, anyone want mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Had a ruby for dinner, bhuna, king prawn. Mrs C wanted me to collect her at 2015, been sat in tin top waiting for 45 mins... Boy is she gonna have a surprise when she opens the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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