for sale bottled farts

[SteveD]

bottled farts , to fill your tyres ,these bottles are £37.99 each and compromise of dog farts and my farts (i couldnt use bevs as women dont fart allegidly)one bottle will fill four tyres , this will make your car lighter and faster acording to roger rabbit so its a bargain

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

This has the makings of another shower micturation thread!   

[TAFKARM]

PM'd

[Captain Colonial]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "blowout"...

[Terry Everall]

I smell............ a rat

[FILFAN]

Do I need a rental contract in the bottle

[Scottish Bloke]

My farts are better than your farts and I'll sell mine for £25.99

 

PM me your orders

[Rusty Nuts]

What do they rev to

What colour are they

Can we have some pictures

[CSRacing]

Do they self seal when they blow through?

[User0083]

Can they be used in wood burners?

Can you pressurise them and adapt bottle to fit on twin 40's and have a "after burner" button on dash... Nitrous style?

[mikef]

A fart is a fart that eases the heart

and puts the body at ease.

It warms the bed on a cold, cold night

and stinks away the fleas.

 

Perhaps you could sell your bottled ones on this basis?

[Norman Verona]

and stinks away the fleas.

 

and the wife!

[alexander72]

only official WSCC Traders can offer bottled farts BTW   

[Norman Verona]

That's OK then, anyone want mine?

[User0083]

Had a ruby for dinner, bhuna, king prawn.

Mrs C wanted me to collect her at 2015, been sat in tin top waiting for 45 mins...

Boy is she gonna have a surprise when she opens the door.