samcooke Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 Either way it's the north, so from £50k you'll take home about £35k of which: 1. Expect to lose £10k a year through being mugged by shell suit wearing yoofs. 2. You'll need to buy a whippet and flat cap thats another £500. 3. Your insurance premiums will all triple - another two grand. 4. You'll have to buy all new diesel powered appliances as they don't have electric in the north yet - say about £5k. 5. Extra sets of wellies and peter storms - £100 6. All the travel expenses to the south to watch decent football teams and go on booze croozes - £1000 7. Private school fees to send your kids somewhere where the teachers don't sit behind bullet proof glass - £5k Already you're £23,600 worse off that's before we start on the costs of those bi-monthly perms and moustache trims... You'd be better off working at McDonalds in Milton Keynes. [Runs...] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zvezdochka Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 What's the UEFA Cup? Not a real cup. But then my father-in-law supports a team in the UEFA Cup so I have to be careful, he remembers Denis Law and Mike Summerbee. respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megablade Paul Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Either way it's the north, so from £50k you'll take home about £35k of which: 1. Expect to lose £10k a year through being mugged by shell suit wearing yoofs. 2. You'll need to buy a whippet and flat cap thats another £500. 3. Your insurance premiums will all triple - another two grand. 4. You'll have to buy all new diesel powered appliances as they don't have electric in the north yet - say about £5k. 5. Extra sets of wellies and peter storms - £100 6. All the travel expenses to the south to watch decent football teams and go on booze croozes - £1000 7. Private school fees to send your kids somewhere where the teachers don't sit behind bullet proof glass - £5k Already you're £23,600 worse off that's before we start on the costs of those bi-monthly perms and moustache trims... You'd be better off working at McDonalds in Milton Keynes. [Runs...] Sounds like living in the south is where you belong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve wilson Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Well said that man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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