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Yeah, they even have another channel named after them if they forget it an hour later! :p:laugh:

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Grump for the day is the whole bl**** Valetine's charade and the suckers that fall for it. Yesterday the supermarket was full miserable men with faces that had spent far too much time under the thumb panic buying any old bunch of flowers or an overly smushy bear holding a heart in the vain attempt to get her to cough up a blow job when they get home.

I've never bought a rose or a card for this over inflated contrived day and wife-face got her usual present of nothing again. This year she told me she would divorce me if she got a rose because it's the least imaginative gift a man can think of, especially on Feb 14th. I bought her flowers a week ago for no reason at all and I'm not buying them on Feb 14th because St Clinton Cards tells me.

Now next Tuesday is when the real fun happens, pancakes a go-go!

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Grump for the day is the whole bl**** Valetine's charade and the suckers that fall for it. Yesterday the supermarket was full miserable men with faces that had spent far too much time under the thumb panic buying any old bunch of flowers or an overly smushy bear holding a heart in the vain attempt to get her to cough up a blow job when they get home.

I've never bought a rose or a card for this over inflated contrived day and wife-face got her usual present of nothing again. This year she told me she would divorce me if she got a rose because it's the least imaginative gift a man can think of, especially on Feb 14th. I bought her flowers a week ago for no reason at all and I'm not buying them on Feb 14th because St Clinton Cards tells me.

Now next Tuesday is when the real fun happens, pancakes a go-go!

Buy her some parts for the Westfield next Valentines-------That would be imaginative.

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:sheep: yeah, not many people get a whole TV channel named after them :laugh::p

Ive got a capital city named after me ya see ;):p

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Seems as good a place as any for a first post, especially as most of my fiends liken me to Doc Martin in the grumpy stakes!

My pete peave is when I introduce myself as David, which is my name, and they respond 'Hi Dave, nice to meet you'! If I wanted to be known as Dave, I would have introduced myself as Dave!! A bass playing friend of mine continued to call me Dave for ages until we started to call him 'Trigger'!

I am also with you all on the Valentine's Day nonsense, although as a part time musician, at least I earn money from it! :d

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Welcome on board David... I reckon you'll fit in quite well! :d

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Welcome David.

(I always settled on Dave, 'cause that way I knew when I was being told off, when someone spoke to me! :laugh::oops::blush: )

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Welcome David.

(I always settled on Dave, 'cause that way I knew when I was being told off, when someone spoke to me! :laugh::oops::blush: )

Me too!

I'm only David when I'm in the sh*t... :laugh: :laugh:

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Me too!

I'm only David when I'm in the sh*t... :laugh: :laugh:

Same here, only my mother calls me David when I've done something wrong.

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Same here, only my mother calls me David when I've done something wrong.

My mom, my wife, and my children use the "DAVID" for comedy boll*cking effect...Kids have picked it up from the grumpy women... :d:laugh:

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