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Grump for the day is the whole bl**** Valetine's charade and the suckers that fall for it. Yesterday the supermarket was full miserable men with faces that had spent far too much time under the thumb panic buying any old bunch of flowers or an overly smushy bear holding a heart in the vain attempt to get her to cough up a blow job when they get home.

I've never bought a rose or a card for this over inflated contrived day and wife-face got her usual present of nothing again. This year she told me she would divorce me if she got a rose because it's the least imaginative gift a man can think of, especially on Feb 14th. I bought her flowers a week ago for no reason at all and I'm not buying them on Feb 14th because St Clinton Cards tells me.

Now next Tuesday is when the real fun happens, pancakes a go-go!

well I think you are all a bunch of Neanderthals , if you cant show ur undying love just on one day of the year to the person that you love most you all need to seek help :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no:

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this is what i bought the love of my life :love: :love: :love:

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and doesnt she look good wearing them :love: :love: :love: :love:

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Jeff, you must love her...you bought a passenger seat! :t-up::laugh:

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Yet the place is tainted with coach loads of Yanks with no dress sense and ten-metre voices for a one-metre conversation - they repulse me and I make no secret of it (why do only thick, wealthy, obnoxious Yanks decide to travel, leaving all the kind, generous ones at home? Apart from me, of course, I'm wonderful.).

huh, u r out of touch and sell out yank...stay there!!

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Jeff, you must love her...you bought a passenger seat! :t-up::laugh:

I had to tread very carefully when I ordered the seats as I had to measure her A*** as i wasnt sure it would fit in the new seats :oops: :oops: :oops: she still hasnt had a trial fit but im encouraging her to spend 30 mins a day on the tread mill just to be on the safe side :oops: :oops: :oops::d :d :d :d :t-up:

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huh, u r out of touch and sell out yank...stay there!!

As this is The Grumpy Thread, I have "liked" your comment just to irritate you, Jethro Bodine. :t-up::laugh:

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Jeff - that gearlever looks very short/low ?

standard caterham gearstick for 6 speed box :t-up:

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Arrh annoying bit on the radio about people damaging their car due to sat navs directing them wrong! If your too stupid to realise the turning onto the railway line was wrong then you either deserve what you get or your too much of a dumb **** to be driving ... Same goes for anyone who ends up in a river or stuck in a field etc.

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Yes cap'n you sell out yank! :oops:

And I "liked" yours because... I liked it! :d

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Just realised, the ignore tool seems so effective now, you don't even know someone's posted unless someone else quotes them. Excellent.

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