Old age - It's got me :-(

[fatbaldbloke]

...or you get to the top of the stairs and think that's odd, I could have sworn I lived in a bungalow....

[fatbaldbloke]

...whenever I can't find my glasses I always look in the fridge...

[Norman Verona]

... or have a downstairs loo  

[Gromit]

I`ve been plastering this morning and had mixed some bonding up (PVA and water). Decided to make myself a quick cuppa and in the process I managed to pour the milk into the tub with the bonding in rather than the cup which was right next to the tub.

   

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You're not really old until you walk upstairs, stand at the top of the stairs wondering why you're here and decend only to find you went up there to visit the loo.

+1

[Tubs]

It could be worse. At least being old only means that when you finally get to the loo and have a pee you forget to do up your flies afterwards.

Really old is when you forget to undo your flies in the first place.      

Tubs

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

...and when it takes so long to actually pee that you forget what you doing beforehand.

[Tubs]

That's right and when you start typing things and

[housebeautician]

I find the ads on the box are so long i forget what i was watching

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

I find the ads on the box are so long i forget what i was watching

and fall asleep?  

[housebeautician]

I find the ads on the box are so long i forget what i was watching

and fall asleep?  

yup, that and all

[Pepi]

Thats the only trouble with youth, its wasted on the young, you flounder about when you're young going this way and that and then just when you get your head together your body falls apart..... there's just no justice in life lol .

[Uncle Fester]

Thats the only trouble with youth, its wasted on the young, you flounder about when you're young going this way and that and then just when you get your head together your body falls apart..... there's just no justice in life lol .

Yep. Pretty much sums it up.

Still, nice to know I'm not the only decrepit old b****r round here!  

[sailing]

Cheer up it's not that bad. Think of what you Dad was doing at your age. I bet he was not driving a Westfield, wearing jeans or trainers and thought Pop musics was the music of the devil. We are are the nouveau vieil homme'

I am sure that not the proper French, but who cares we are free spirits

[Terry Everall]

Did someone say there are free spirits? Glenmorangie please

[pistonbroke]

what about when you going upstairs and have to stop half way for a rest  

Then can't remember if you were on your way up or on your way down