lippydave Posted June 29, 2010 Posted June 29, 2010 In a bid to apease disgruntled England fans the FA have set up a friendly against Iceland...... If we beat them we go on to play Tesco and Sainsburys.... Quote
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 The title of this thread has caused a client of mine to be very distressed. He wishes it to be known that the informal name for excrement is spelled 'poo'. Mr W. T. Pooh is thinking of seeking monetary redress from the op. Quote
sailing Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 As usual the BBC have issued a late weather warning to England. "There is a load of s***e coming in from South Africa" Quote
cabbron Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 oxo scrapped plans to launch a new oxo cube in honour of the england team for fear it would become known as............... the laughing stock! Quote
Lurksalot Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 It takes a real disaster to bring out the best of the English............ Quality Pisstaking and a top (cruel) sense of humour Quote
lippydave Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 If you add all the rumours together as to why the England team underperformed it goes a bit like this.... Allegedly.... Alex Curran (Gerrard's wife) is supposed to be the local bike and has had numerous affairs with local Liverpudlian gangsters, rumour has it that one of their kid's isn't his. (Everton fans sing "the baby ain't yours.") She's ****** Kris Common of Derby County, Gerrard slept with her (underage!) sister who is now 16 to get back at her and got her up the duff, and he's off out of Liverpool as soon as he can... Terry and Ashley Cole got the hump that Gerrard got the captaincy (because the scandal is subject to a gagging order) and it created divisions within the camp. Carragher and Rooney (as fellow scouse scumbags) , took Gerrard's side and it it almost came to blows in training with Beckham acting as peacemaker.... Watch the end of match footage and notice that rather than greet the fans the team splits into two factions behind either Gerrard or Terry..... If only 20 percent is true it's still a tremendously funny story...... Quote
cabbron Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 have heard this a few times now,wonder when the sun et al will tell us the truth! Quote
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