Kevin (Mr T) Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=acr_search_see_all?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1 Not a joke in the usual sense. A link to a customer review page on Amazon (really!), laughed till I cried. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy (Sycho) Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin (Mr T) Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=acr_search_see_all?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1 Not a joke in the usual sense. A link to a customer review page on Amazon (really!), laughed till I cried. Oh, and don't stop at the first one, there's loads......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooch Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Oh, and don't stop at the first one, there's loads......... If you found that funny, try these reviews. Someone actually bought me one on the back of these reviews, and I left my own! http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003BRMOIU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin (Mr T) Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 If you found that funny, try these reviews. Someone actually bought me one on the back of these reviews, and I left my own! http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003BRMOIU Top quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Malaysia Airlines..... Flying to Atlantis since 1984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Great news..... Malaysia Airline missing aircraft..... Some Wongs have been found.... But they still can't find the wings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onliest Smeg David Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=acr_search_see_all?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1 Not a joke in the usual sense. A link to a customer review page on Amazon (really!), laughed till I cried. :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooch Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Back on January 9th, a group of Hells Angels, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigHew Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I've just deleted all the German contacts off my phone. It's now Hans-free 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Rabbetts Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I took the shell off my racing snail to make it go a bit faster but now it’s more sluggish. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey Mikey who Mikey won’t fit in the lock What does a sub-atomic duck say? Quark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Rabbetts Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 I hired a limo the other day, cost me 300 quid! They just dropped it off and handed me the keys and left. I couldn’t believe it. 300 quid and nothing to chauffeur it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 news just in A ship carrying cargo of red paint collides with ship full of blue paint Both crews now marooned ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigHew Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 What about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 26 minutes ago, CraigHew said: What about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.... Uuuummm. I don’t drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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