Norman Verona Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 Paddy gets home late one night and his wife says "Where in hell Have you been?" Paddy replies, "I was out getting a tattoo" "A tattoo" she frowned, "What kind did you get?" "I got a £50 note tattooed on my privates" he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking" she said shaking her head in disdain, "Why on earth would anybody get a £50 note tattooed on his privates?" "Well for 1...I like to watch my money grow 2.....once in a while I like to play with my money 3....I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out wasting money on shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow fifty quid anytime you want! Paddy is recovering nicely in the hospital!!!! Quote
Lurksalot Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 Tatttoos on privates ............OK then Fred goes to the toilet in the pub and beside him is a Carribean gent . Upon a quick glance Fred says "wow, I see you have your girlfriends name tattood on your knob , so have I, look it says Mary , I see your girlfriend is called Wendy." "No" came the reply, it says...... "Welcome to Barbados have a nice holiday." Quote
Tigger Posted February 24, 2008 Posted February 24, 2008 Tatttoos on privates ............OK then Fred goes to the toilet in the pub and beside him is a Carribean gent . Upon a quick glance Fred says "wow, I see you have your girlfriends name tattood on your knob , so have I, look it says Mary , I see your girlfriend is called Wendy." "No" came the reply, it says...... "Welcome to Barbados have a nice holiday." Excellent Quote
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