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For all you romantics out there...

Just in time for Valentines...

Barry

If only you'd posted that the day before I could have used one of those. :D:D  :durr:

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well unlike a lot of you guys. I had a great romantic Valentine's night, even got around to trying to make love, something we haven't done for a few years now, "Well she is a very big lass and i mean big"  not to go into to much detail, I asked if she minded if i switched of the ceiling light off, to which she replied "dont be shy" I said i'm not it's burning my Bl@@dy A***"

It's a joke honest

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Mrs Slide and I were serenaded by the sound of our lovely angelic 7 year daughter projectile vomiting all the chocks she'd stuffed down from the Valentine selection box I'd got for Mrs Slide.

It kinda spoiled the moment a bit as you can imagine.................................

Still there is allways next year  :down:

Chaz.

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