That was a nice St Valentines

[david.c]

           

[Norman Verona]

I bought Lynne a St Valentines card the year I met her. That was 1965. I can't help it if she lost in 1976 can I?

Some women want everything you know.

[Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO]

65' you romantic old git   you spoil her  

I met my wife in 1970 and she's still waiting for her first valentine card  

[alan dixon]

I bought my wife a 2000 watt lamp, she plugged it in, switched it on - you should have seen her face light up    

[matthew h]

I thought the current wife was telling the truth when she said she didn't want anything..........................

Memo to myself - 8 1/2 month pregnant woman can sulk for a long time.......

[oioi]

I thought the current wife was telling the truth when she said she didn't want anything..........................

Memo to myself - 8 1/2 month pregnant woman can sulk for a long time.......

yeah but they cant get out of the bath by themselves either.

next time shes in the bath ask her "if she wants to get out of the bath or stop fsckin moaning about valentines day"  return after half an hour and see what the response is.

[JeffC]

Memo to myself - 8 1/2 month pregnant woman can sulk for a long time.......

and If you think its bad now  they become extremley tempremental after giving birth    

I bought swmbo a birthday card with a Pig wearing a dress about 3 months after our first lad was born.. she went berserk   upped sticks and left me and went to sulk with her mother for a couple of days    

good job she had just done the shopping and cleaned the house    

I still get reminded on a regular basis about the card        

[Barry Ashcroft]

For all you romantics out there...

Just in time for Valentines...

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme

with the MOST romantic first line... but the LEAST romantic second

line.

 1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

    but I only slept with you, because I was p********.

 2. Thought that I could love no other

     until, that is, I met your brother.

 3. Roses are red, violets are blue,

    Sugar is sweet, and so are you.

    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

    The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

4. Of loving beauty you float with grace

    If only you could hide your face.

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

    This describes everything you are not.

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace

   But please don't take that paper bag off your face.

7. I love your smile, your face, your eyes.

   Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

   Marrying you sure screwed up my life.

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.

   That's why I always wake up screaming.

10. My love, you take my breath away

   In what have you stepped, to smell this way?

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,

   Except for maybe "go to hell".

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

   Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[V 8]

I bought swmbo a birthday card with a Pig wearing a dress

You old romantic you...........

[Phil. S]

Was I the only one who cooked my wife a nice meal      

David

You mean no one else cooked your wife a nice meal? That's terrible!    

[david.c]

I bought swmbo a birthday card with a Pig wearing a dress

            What were you thinking?      

Remember.............Teddys = Good ................. Pigs, Cows, Elephants etc = Bad, very bad

David

[JeffC]

I bought swmbo a birthday card with a Pig wearing a dress

            What were you thinking?      

Remember.............Teddys = Good ................. Pigs, Cows, Elephants etc = Bad, very bad

David

well she had increased in mass after the boy was born , I thought it would be a subtle  hint      

boy did I miss read that situation            

[Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO]

boy did I miss read that situation            

Story of my life  

[steve_m]

boy did I miss read that situation            

You need to think what Swiss Jeff would have done . . . .  

I bet she'll never let you forget that.

I had a gf about 15 years ago or so and the first place I took here for a meal was Washington Services on the A1 !  I didn't plan it like that, we were just passing and she said she was hungry so I said, joking,  I'll treat you !  She took it seriously and thought I meant find a nice quiet restaurant but she was too polite to complain when we pulled into the service area.  I didn't realise she'd taken it seriously until later.

She didn't let me forget that, probably every month for the next couple of years plus she told her family and friends.  I'm far more careful now  

[matthew h]

QUOTE

yeah but they cant get out of the bath by themselves either.

next time shes in the bath ask her "if she wants to get out of the bath or stop fsckin moaning about valentines day"  return after half an hour and see what the response is.

Will report back the results..............