Lancyside caption comp

[scott beeland]

Free 1st pint at the August meet for the best caption ( 1 free beer for 1 person ...I'm not offering to get a bleedin' round in   )

[Buzz Billsberry]

Scott you've been a friend and a lover to me for many years now...will you marry me. I love you          !

Buzz

P.S Scott nice hand gesture! was that a  yes I will!!

[langy]

Where's the limbo bar ?

[pistonbroke2]

I thought you said you had an M.G.Midget.

[Martin Keene]

Bloke kneeling down: 'If I sit like this, I might be able to keep this Turtle's Head in long enough to have a dump at home...'

[Boomy]

..and now, they gather, ready to offer up a ceremonious Porsche sacrifice to their Westfield God..

[cast iron]

Is that a piece of wire between your legs or are you just pleased to see Scot

[Hammy]

Bloke kneeling down " ...and please god next time I open the bonnet let there be something better than a x/F in it"  

- sorry ( i've a x/f)

[Hammy]

yeh..to get the weight down even further I've chopped my legs off..

[geelhoed]

You're s***ting outside of the boghouse again, Dave!

[steve_m]

If I pray 'ard enough on me 'nees will these Hi-Spec brakes fit  ?  

[funbobby]

I bet I can jizz in your cap from behind this white line.....

[pistonbroke]

I wont tell you's two again ,

Us scousers was here first , and we're having them tyres , not uwes.

[Mike dB]

Scott says

[Little Britain] "I'm a Laadddyyy" [/Little Britain]

[pistonbroke2]

Keep looking Chaps

Me Contact Lens is there somewhere.