stu999 Posted July 5, 2006 Author Posted July 5, 2006 Has anyone actually seen a Racing snake? How to tortoises make love, 7 limbs and only 6 holes in the shell? What is the purpose of jelly fish? No. Slowly. To spoil an otherwise excellent holiday Quote
Boomy Posted July 5, 2006 Posted July 5, 2006 Ahh boomy, that’s an easy one.... Cheers mate, looks like i got that spot on then. Oh, why is dog fighting illegal, yet cats can have organised punch ups on my lawn and there is nothing i can do about it?. Fortunately (like the foxes) they only sound like small children being murdered or having teeth extracted with pliars, so it's not all bad. :/ Quote
Boomy Posted July 5, 2006 Posted July 5, 2006 How to tortoises make love, 7 limbs and only 6 holes in the shell?What is the purpose of jelly fish? Tortoises don't often make love, they prefer to just hybernate in private. Jelly fish are used as contact lenses for blue whales. Quote
Boomy Posted July 5, 2006 Posted July 5, 2006 alright then, explain limpets! Limpets are my rock, so there is no need to get crabby mate. Such shelfish behaviour. (quick edit..ta Blatters : p) On a more sersious note, limpet mines in WW2 (which were used to attatch to ships etc) were so called due to the amazing ability the limpet has to cling on to things. It is rumoured that one carries around the Colonel Sanders secret recipe in a small briefcase.It was the only way to be sure.. Quote
Blatman Posted July 5, 2006 Posted July 5, 2006 Limpits are what's used when the questioner can't spell limpEt If the universe is *everything*, but it's expanding, what is it expanding in to? If a car is travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you switch the headlights on? Quote
pistonbroke Posted July 5, 2006 Posted July 5, 2006 Limpits are what's used when the questioner can't spell limpEt If the universe is *everything*, but it's expanding, what is it expanding in to? If a car is travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you switch the headlights on? Limpits are the bits under yer arms Ahh ! the universal rubber theory relativley speaking you would have to be in it to see it Quote
Boomy Posted July 5, 2006 Posted July 5, 2006 If the universe is *everything*, but it's expanding, what is it expanding in to?If a car is travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you switch the headlights on? Scientists now have proof that the universe is actually being outsourced to India. Not sure about the headlamps, but you would sure need some strong bug remover!.They would also still be more effective than anything ever built by British Leyland. Along the same lines, if i move away from a huge mirror at the speed of light, would i still see reflections of myself and everything else?. Also, how many people have been successful in learning the Becks beer dance?.It's only 4 steps you know.. Quote
subsy Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 if you own a piece of land do you own it to the core of the earth? Quote
Pembroke Pat Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 QUOTE If a car is travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you switch the headlights on? The light would travel away from you at the speed of light. Einstein stated that light is observed to travel at the same speed and it is irrelevant what speed you are doing. It is very hard to get your head around so it is best not to try but that way the maths works out for the rest of the special and general theories of relativity. But the interesting thing to consider would be that if the car was at the speed of light then the rubber at the top of you wheels ( if they were propelling the car) would be going faster then the speed of light which they can't! hmmm Quote
Gavin Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 3/why dont you see white dog 5hit anymore ? According to my mate, his dog produces white turds if he feeds him lots of chips !! Apparentley it degrades quicker too and fertilises the lawn. Told my mate he needs to get a life, or a westfield, he has too much time on his hands. Quote
brianm Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 So, if a black dog was in a Wesfield travelling at the speed of light, with it's headlights on, and on a diet of chips,would any turd produced be white or two tone , as per the original post. And if it was would we ever see it?? Can't believe I'm replying to a dog s**t post. Quote
pistonbroke Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 So why did the USS Enterprise have navigation lights fitted ? Quote
pistonbroke Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 So, if a black dog was in a Wesfield travelling at the speed of light, with it's headlights on, and on a diet of chips,would any turd produced be white or two tone , as per the original post. And if it was would we ever see it?? Can't believe I'm replying to a dog s**t post. Not on your lawn Quote
Stuart Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 I read somewhere recently that there's a genuine reason why us old b*******s lose our short term memory before our long term memory. But I can't remember what it was (and, sadly, that isn't a joke. I may even have posted this before). Oh, and edited to say that (long term memory kicking in here) at the speed of light time stops and you have infinite mass. Time stops is easy - set off at the speed of light from a clock reading 12 and you can never see it read one second after 12. But it seems that you couldn't see it anyway 'cos you would become your very own black hole can't grasp that bit Quote
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