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Just think,

If they start tankering water from Scotland to the south.

With all the extra polution from the tankers.

Global warming will increase.

The ice caps will melt.

Sea levels will rise.

London will be under six feet of water.

And I will live on a tropical island called Oldham  :cool:  :D

so whats the problem  ???

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If the ice caps are melting why are we short of water ?  ???   The water table will rise (eventually) along with the sea.
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Dunno about you, but I ain't keen on drinking sea water.

That said though, if we were to start building and using desalination plants, then like most meditteranean/sub tropical countries I've visited, we won't necessarilly be short of water, and if we're taking lots of water out of the sea, it won't rise by nearly so much... :0:p:D

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drought my A***

Not stopped p******** it down in Glossop for about 9 weeks  :(

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if we were to start building and using desalination plants

:bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead:

we won't necessarilly be short of water

:bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead:

We have enough water, we just need to use it a bit more sensibly, all these national transfer schemes, desalination plants, tankers and the like are completley missing the point

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drought my A***

Not stopped p******** it down in Glossop for about 9 weeks

That'll be the EA's fault, as soon as we announce drought measures it rains

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we won't necessarilly be short of water

:bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead:

We have enough water, we just need to use it a bit more sensibly, all these national transfer schemes, desalination plants, tankers and the like are completley missing the point

Easy tiger. I was jumping on the p*** taking bandwagon...

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I was jumping on the p*** taking bandwagon...

Alternatively, we could purify that to help solve the problem  ???

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Easy tiger. I was jumping on the p*** taking bandwagon...

I know, but i'm in a huff so I'm going to wash the car.

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My neighbour was washing his van this morning... with a Karcher... :bangshead:
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They could have helped by not building 40 trillion new homes all over Kent in the last 6 months.

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My neighbour was washing his van this morning... with a Karcher...

Uses less water than a normal hose pipe, and if you do it by a drain it goes back into the system, where as if you watered the garden, that all ends up as evaporation or transpiration :D

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My neighbour was washing his van this morning... with a Karcher...

Uses less water than a normal hose pipe, and if you do it by a drain it goes back into the system, where as if you watered the garden, that all ends up as evaporation or transpiration :D

But uses a lot more than the bucket and sponge I feel obliged to use so that I comply with the hose pipe ban...

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:bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead::bangshead:

Will that not work then  ???  :D  ;)   What if we bury some hippies in the lakes ?  They won't soak up water like earth does so the water level will rise - clever eh ?  ;)  :D

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