DavidR Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 Mary had a little lamb, her Daddy shot it dead Now Mary takes her lamb to school between two bits of bread Quote
kinell Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 bl****ell & Kinell fell down't well bl****ell cried kinell! And Kinell cried bl****ell! And they both lived happily ever after in Kinell Kinell Kinell! I reckon I know what bl****ell would have to say about that, but I can't find his 'kin password Quote
funbobby Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 An old classic - anyone remember anymore... There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous. There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous. There was an old woman of 92, Lifted her leg and a fart came through, Inky pinky parlez vous. The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous. The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous. The fart went rolling down the street, Knocked three coppers of their feet, Inky pinky parlez vous. The copper got out his trusty pistol parlez vous. The copper got out his trusty pistol parlez vous. The copper got out his trusty pistol, Blew the fart from here to Bristol, Inky pinky parlez vous. Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous. Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous. Bristol Rovers playing at home, Kicked the fart from here to Rome, Inky pinky parlez vous. Julius Caeser drinking gin parlez vous. Julius Caeser drinking gin parlez vous. Julius ceaser drinking gin, Opened his gob and the fart went in, Inky pinky parlez vous. The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous. The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous. The fart went rolling down his spine, Knocked his b*****k** out of line, Inky pinky parlez vous. (* the word 'b*****k*' has to be screamed at least 4 times louder) The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous. The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous. The fart went shooting off to Mars, Knocked the Martian on his A***, Inky pinky parlez vous. The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous. The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous. The fart went shooting off to Venus, Knocked the Martian on his penis (obviously! Inky pinky parlez vous. There must be more........ Quote
Howard Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 Kinell wot's going on 'ere then. I thought the famous shepherd's saying was: red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Sheep drowned in morning, global warming I prefer Ivor Cutler's version .... "If you move your bowels at night, a shepherd will have a red face in the morning" Emma Quote
Howard Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 An old classic - anyone remember anymore... There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous. There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous. There was an old woman of 92, Lifted her leg and a fart came through, Inky pinky parlez vous. etc etc .... I learned THAT one in the GUIDES!!!!! Emma (not Howard, no he wasn't in the Guides) Quote
Mark Stanton Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her It was Little Boy Blue with his horn !!! And the Judge Dread quote Award goes to Gavin Quote
Numptie Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 Mary was a dirty b***h Her pubes were black as charcoal So all the boys went round the back And took her up ... Quote
funbobby Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 Mary had a litlle lamb, 'Till she killed it in her Westy She scraped it of her nose cone grill But still it was quite tasty! I'll get my coat....and a taxi..... Quote
oldman Posted October 19, 2005 Author Posted October 19, 2005 Who sang this then Bronco Lane ad a pain So they sent for Waggon Train Waggon Train wos no good So they sent for a Robin Hood Robin Hood lost his bow So they sent for Ivanhoe Ivanhoe killed a man So they sent for big Catering van Big Catering van wos like a barge So they sent for I'm in charge Or somat like that Quote
oioi Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 Kinell! I reckon I know what bl****ell would have to say about that, but I can't find his 'kin password neither can i... Quote
kinell Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 That'll teach yer to change it to something stupid that neither of us can remember Quote
pistonbroke Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 humpty dumpty sat on the wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men had egg butties at least it's clean Quote
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