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6789 10 then I put it kin back agen.One of me fav nus rimes.

Any others spring t'mind  :p

Serious thread this...none of yer bickering  ;)

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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the Kings horse's, and all the King's men,

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Not surprising though really is it? I mean, who in reality would let the horse's have a go first at putting Humpty back together again :D  :D  :D

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Not surprising though really is it? I mean, who in reality would let the horse's have a go first at putting Humpty back together again :D  :D  :D

Which comedian said that?  :p

The one i remember most from school days was:

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

10,000 volts shot up its A***

And turned its wool to nylon  

:D

Anyway, there was only 1 decent song with 1,2,3,4 and 5 in the lyrics and that was senses working overtime.Lemon and lime anyone?

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Judge Dread  ;)  ;)  ;) wonder who'll be the first to post an alternative Big One  :D  :D  :D or maybe Big Seven
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Mary had a little bike

She rode it back to front.

And every time the wheel went round,

A spoke went up her saddlebag.

:D

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If this is the same Mary im thinking of she also had a lamb

she fed it on cream crackers

and every time it dropped a crumb

she hoofed it in the knackers..

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Mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket

and every time the lamb jumped out

the bulldog tried to.... put it back again.

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Mary had a little lamb

Full of fun and frolicks

But every time it misbehaved

She kicked it in the shins :p

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little jack hoener

sat in t corner

eatin is xmas pie

he put in't thumb

and pulled out a plum

and said .....................

kinell what the devil a plum doin in a steak an kidley   :p

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Mary had a little lamb

Accompanied by roast potatoes and a rosemary jus.

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Mary Mary quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?

It doesn't.  There's a hosepipe ban on and I'm not allowed to water it...

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Kinell wot's going on 'ere then.  I thought the famous shepherd's saying was:

red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Sheep drowned in morning, global warming  ???

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Little Miss Muffett

sat on her tuffett

eating her curds and whey

It wasn't a spider

that sat down beside her

It was Little Boy Blue

with his horn !!!

:D

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there's a famous sea side place called Blackpool

that's noted for fresh air and fun

where Mr & Mrs Ramsbottom

went there with young albert and little miss muffet  :p

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bl****ell & Kinell fell down't well

bl****ell cried kinell!

And Kinell cried bl****ell!

And they both lived happily ever after in Kinell  :p Kinell

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