oldman Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 6789 10 then I put it kin back agen.One of me fav nus rimes. Any others spring t'mind Serious thread this...none of yer bickering Quote
stu999 Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the Kings horse's, and all the King's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again. Not surprising though really is it? I mean, who in reality would let the horse's have a go first at putting Humpty back together again Quote
Boomy Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Not surprising though really is it? I mean, who in reality would let the horse's have a go first at putting Humpty back together again Which comedian said that? The one i remember most from school days was: Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts shot up its A*** And turned its wool to nylon Anyway, there was only 1 decent song with 1,2,3,4 and 5 in the lyrics and that was senses working overtime.Lemon and lime anyone? Quote
Mark Stanton Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Judge Dread wonder who'll be the first to post an alternative Big One or maybe Big Seven Quote
stu999 Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Mary had a little bike She rode it back to front. And every time the wheel went round, A spoke went up her saddlebag. Quote
JeffC Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 If this is the same Mary im thinking of she also had a lamb she fed it on cream crackers and every time it dropped a crumb she hoofed it in the knackers.. Quote
Pepi Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket and every time the lamb jumped out the bulldog tried to.... put it back again. Quote
stu999 Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Mary had a little lamb Full of fun and frolicks But every time it misbehaved She kicked it in the shins Quote
pistonbroke Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 little jack hoener sat in t corner eatin is xmas pie he put in't thumb and pulled out a plum and said ..................... kinell what the devil a plum doin in a steak an kidley Quote
Mrs Westy Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Mary had a little lamb Accompanied by roast potatoes and a rosemary jus. Quote
old(wo)man Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Mary Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow? It doesn't. There's a hosepipe ban on and I'm not allowed to water it... Quote
kinell Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Kinell wot's going on 'ere then. I thought the famous shepherd's saying was: red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Sheep drowned in morning, global warming Quote
Gavin Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her It was Little Boy Blue with his horn !!! Quote
pistonbroke Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 there's a famous sea side place called Blackpool that's noted for fresh air and fun where Mr & Mrs Ramsbottom went there with young albert and little miss muffet Quote
oldman Posted October 19, 2005 Author Posted October 19, 2005 bl****ell & Kinell fell down't well bl****ell cried kinell! And Kinell cried bl****ell! And they both lived happily ever after in Kinell Kinell Quote
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