proverb maker

[rossi]

right, found this on one of my biker sites and its really funny, just put any word in and you get a funny as feck proverb! try it (if you dont like this blatman i give up! )

http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/proverb/index.php

[rossi]

check this out, put blatman in and what did i get

HE THAT IS MASTER OF HIMSELF WILL SOON ME MASTER OF HIS BLATMAN

[studbuckle]

and rossi gets..

Rossis gather before the storm.

[rossi]

no man can serve to studbuckles

[DickieB]

I put Blatman in and got: "Don't put all your blatmans in one basket" Sound advice for Blatgirl I guess!

So then: "Better the dickie you know than the dickie you don't."

[Martin Keene]

An apple a day keeps Martin Keene away

Nice...

[Martin Keene]

Variety is the spice of Westfield

Very true!

[rossi]

a lisa is the best medicine

[david.c]

"Don't put all your blatmans in one basket" Sound advice for Blatgirl I guess!

If would be too heavy to lift if you put more than one in      

David

[scruffythefirst]

Isn't one too heavy to lift

[Coxy]

Don't wash your dirty Coxy in public....   sound advice for us all I feel    

[Coxy]

Don't wear out your Jodie Marsh    

[JeffC]

Beaver

A beaver in the hand is worth two in the bush    

F*nny

Proof of the fann* is in the tasting    

Pen*s

A p*nis every day keeps the doctor away      

M*nge

U cant have your min*e and eat it  

fangita

two fangitas are better than one  

sp*rm

Sper* is the best medicine  

Sounds like tthat machine has the same sense of humour as me              

[stevio]

A chain is no stronger than its weakest stevio.          

[stevio]

My head is thicker than water.                

There's no such thing as a free stevio.               too true  

Stevio is the root of all evil.