Friday Joke.

[oldman]

Or yer get in the Wessie and try to find the taps

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

It's funnier than swiss jokes.

Thats 'cause they're full of holes.  

  Taxi!

[oldman]

Or yer climb in the bath and try to find yer gearstick  

[Peter Cox]

The only advantage of a having a lousy memory

Every joke you hear is new

Sorry, but that's not the only advantage of having a lousy memory. Now, what were those others...?

definition of lousy memory ............

I just stopped halfway up the stairs

Now I cant remember if I was on my way up or on my way down  

...disaster, though what's worse is when you stop halfway up the stairs and finally remember you live in a bungalow.

[oldman]

Or....   ...,   .....   ...   .....   ...

[Peter Cox]

   

     

   

           

[Peter Cox]

...aaah, the language of emotion

[pistonbroke]

Erm

Sorry, forgot what I was goin to say    

[oldman]

Do I detect Emoticon abuse  

[Mark Stanton]

Not Guilty  

Makes a change      

[PapaLazarou]

Any more emoticon abuse and I shall be forced to open a can of

[pistonbroke]

Poetry in emoticion  Who sung that ?