alan dixon Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 If what I read above are sincerely held views, I look forward to some 'hilarious', 'non-PC' comments about the famine in Niger and the racist killing of the young lad in Liverpool. I'm not sure this is a club I want to be a member of. I thought it was about cars. Michael Cavanagh Some things in life you don't joke about, One is the killing of the lad in Liverpool. Don't forget whilst this club is about Westfield Sports Cars, without the diverse membership there would be no club. If you feel the humour is not for you, then go, it's your loss, the club will still be here Quote
Peter Cox Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 If what I read above are sincerely held views, I look forward to some 'hilarious', 'non-PC' comments about the famine in Niger and the racist killing of the young lad in Liverpool. I'm not sure this is a club I want to be a member of. I thought it was about cars. Michael Cavanagh Some things in life you don't joke about, One is the killing of the lad in Liverpool. Don't forget whilst this club is about Westfield Sports Cars, without the diverse membership there would be no club. If you feel the humour is not for you, then go, it's your loss, the club will still be here disagree, it is *our* loss, when people are intolerant of each other. Quote
michaelc Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 I'm not trying to have a go, I'm chilled, and I know about black humour as a relief valve - it's just that I think that jokes about the loss of any human life aren't 'non-PC', but demeaning. No man is an island, entire of itself every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls it tolls for thee. -- John Donne The PC I feel we should be scathing and 'non-' about is silliness like replacing the word 'failure' with 'delayed success'. I'll shut up now. Really, truly, not trying to wind anyone up. Said my piece. Michael C. Quote
Boomy Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 You will never find a single internet forum, web page, club or various real life events where you will agree with or accept what some people say now and again.You will also never see eye to eye with some peoples sense of humour in all of the above situations. So you either need to change every single person to your own way of thinking to avoid being offended, or you need to avoid such situations alltogether and live in a cave i guess. It just confuses me that anyone would suddenly suggest they do not want to be part of a club that has thousands of members due to 4 or 5 people posting a few jokes. On other forums there would now be a dozen 'don't feed the trolls' images plastered all over the place i dare say. However, i can understand how and why some people may find the subject matter offensive, so if the WSCC would rather keep such humour off the forums then so be it, no big shakes to me. I'm relatively new around these parts and certainly don't wish to rock the boat so sorry if this offended anyone. Quote
pistonbroke Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 bl****ell Good job were all different Who ya calling different Quote
Mark Stanton Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 You,yer talk thru yer How does that make him differenter Quote
rossi Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But, I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container......... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM." Quote
rossi Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.. " But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:...... "Dave............. ..............you're a vet". Quote
pistonbroke Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 Swedish guy in chemist shop Chemist Good morning Sir , can I help you ? Swede (put's on best swedish accent) Have yo a deoderant ? Chemist Certainly Sir , spray or "aerosol " Swede For the armpits Quote
rossi Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." Quote
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