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...that tuna still tastes like tuna even after being stuck between your teeth for 15 hours
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...that Peter Cox only brushes his teeth once a day...
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more like...

"...that Peter Cox doesn't floss"

In my defence, I didn't realise the tuna was there until I realised it was there (it's not like I store food in my mouth on purpose.

Anyway, back to the subject...

...that the silver unmarked Octavia patrolling the M6 toll, wasn't interested in me doing over a ton

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...that Peter Cox "accidentally" stores food in his mouth in minute quantities...
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...that the inside of Blatters mouth is a sterile environment :p
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Today I learnt that I am completely unable to keep nail polish on my left thumb without chipping it.  I have no idea why this should be.
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... that Frau Vesty has some disturbing secrets about what she does with her left thumb...
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unfortunate for the brazilian chap that he chose to run,  :(

the chaps who did the deed deserve our respect and support, they were reacting to a threat and dealt with the threat at the time!

i dont think i could have jumped on a suicide bomber not knowing if it was my last move on this earth !

those security chaps have more balls than me!

on the other hand what happened when last weeks bombs didnt go off, why didnt the public wrestle them to the ground and batter the nunneys like we used to?

how did they make it off the tube, the scousers or even the mancs would have delivered retribution and denied seeing anything :D

no community spirit these days :t-up:

  • 3 weeks later...
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...that it is less messy to pack your wet-shaver "blades down" plus remembering that the shaver is there, especially if you're going to dull your pain warning receptors with a couple of Stella's before inserting fingers into compartment where shaver lies.
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I learnt that it's amazing how much stuff you can get into a suitcase/box when your shipping quote is by volume not weight  :D
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Sorry for the guy & his family etc...............

BUT as said earlier, he forced there hand.

As for all these PC do-good-ers............ :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:

Seen some worriing stuff about this Muslim extreemisum recently, anybody watch Panorama last night.... :(  :(  :(

MCB seemed to be getting more extreem, backing that 15yearold girl to wear what she wanted at school despite the school alowing for wearing of 'modest muslim type uniforms, if they want to wear this stuff then 'cof to some muslim counry........ :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

Last time i looked we were an open multi-faith country, extreem views just create anger and resentment......... and stir up trouble.

There seems to be a lack of tolerence of other faiths by these extreemists which can only lead to Racisum. :bangshead:

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