Bit serious t'neet

[oldman]

Kenell.....where's he gone  

[oioi]

bed???

[pistonbroke]

bed???

nothink serious I hope      

         

[oldman]

There wos a young man from Ball Green

Who invented a kin machine

The kin thing brock

And twisted ees dangler

And turned ees balls into icecream

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

There was a young man from Crediton,

who took some fois gras and he spread it on

a chocolate biscuit, he said "I will risk it",

his tomb bears the date that he said it on!

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

There was a young man from Wokingham,

who's pleasure with young ladies was poking them,

But, back at his flat, in addition to that,

What he really enjoyed was choking them!

[oldman]

bl****ell Clap that wos a bit risque  

[mad lon]

There wos a young man but now ese an old man  

[oldman]

There wos an old man but now ese a young man  

[pistonbroke]

Bur what about the young feller from Kent      

[kinell]

Is that the feller wot thought he woz bent?

[Frau Vesty]

There once was a poster called Oioi

Others he knew how to annoy-oi

Bit serious t'neet

That was no mean feat

For oioi the boy to destroy-oi

[oioi]

[Frau Vesty]

Es gab einmal einen alten Mann, der alten Mann angerufen wurde

Wer Witze immer die Toilettewanne hinuntergingen

Er wusste, dass sie crap waren

Aber schloss nicht seine Falle

Nach einiger Zeit dann aller schlug es den Ventilator

I think this one may have lost something in the translation...

[Frau Vesty]

Ich glaube dass dieses auch etwas in der Übersetzung verliert:

Es gab einmal ein sprinter, das Arm

He bedeutete genannt wurde nie, daß jedermann Schaden

viele Aufzeichnungen er sie brach,

die alle oben in Rauch gingen,

aber durch ihn er nie Charme ermangelte

10 points and a conker to whoever can work out what the original said