Bit serious t'neet

[nelson]

Can't seem to pick up on any silly threads  

whats t'is then?

how many? could be five of yer!

[pistonbroke]

There was a young man from Dundee.....

[pistonbroke]

got stung on the nose by a wasp ........

[pistonbroke]

when asked if it hurt he said ..........

[pistonbroke]

no not a bit!

[pistonbroke]

It can do it again if it likes !!!

[old(wo)man]

That was crap  

[oldman]

Reet SWMBO's out.I can return without being accused of being a nutter.  

[old(wo)man]

No yer can't, yer nutter.

[pistonbroke]

That was crap  

good crap ?

[oioi]

pooey crap

[oldman]

It wos sheeeeeeite  

[bloodyell]

bl****ell, its stuck to the bottom of my shoe and is stinking out the house

[pistonbroke]

What about the young man from kent ?

[oldman]

Bit of a Kent