Bit serious t'neet

[oioi]

google says

There was once more sprinter, arm the He meant was called never that everyone broke damage many recordings he her, which went above all into smoke, but by it it never lacked charm

now where my f**King conker

[oldman]

Bur what about the young feller from Kent      

There wos a young feller from Kent

Whose youth was totally mispent

He used t'have sex with ees car

After eed ad a jar

In fact ee wos completely bent

[pistonbroke]

Es gab einmal einen alten Mann, der alten Mann angerufen wurde

Wer Witze immer die Toilettewanne hinuntergingen

Er wusste, dass sie crap waren

Aber schloss nicht seine Falle

Nach einiger Zeit dann aller schlug es den Ventilator

I think this one may have lost something in the translation...

quick translation

It gave called became descended knew once an old man, the old man who of jokes always the toilet tub he, were

closed struck that it crap however not its trap after some time then all it the ventilator

Mmmmm does lose a bit doesnt it      

[oldman]

Wot yer saying ere  

[Frau Vesty]

Oh no I'd better try and remember what it was now.  Knew I should have written 'em down last night  

Edit: Erm it was something along the lines of:

There once was an old man called old man

whose jokes always went down the toilet pan,

he knew they were crap but never shut his trap,

until one day it all hit the fan

Actually  I think I preferred the Deutsch version  

[pistonbroke]

there was an oldman from the lakes

his car didn't have any brakes

he drove round a tor in his beautiful cor

now his face is all covered in scrapes

bum bum !

[Frau Vesty]

There once was a bloke called mad lon

Some people thought he was a con

Was he an old man?

Was he running a scam?

Only he knows who he's havin' on

[pistonbroke]

There once was a bloke called mad lon

Some people thought he was a con

Was he an old man?

Was he running a scam?

Only he knows who he's havin' on

they seek im here they seek im there but....

The scarlet pumpernikle strikes again ?

will the real madlon please stand up  

[pistonbroke]

cos its your round

[oldman]

There wos a young woman named Westy

Whose identity she knew besty

One day she wos oldwoman

The next anotherin

But her replies were always jesty

[oldman]

There wos a youngish man called Pistonbroke

Ugly but a nice kinda bloke

Posted a loada crap most'i time

And couldn't make up a rhyme

Last time I heard,he wos off dancin wi little folk  

[oioi]

Last time I heard,he wos off dancin wi little folk  

in a punk/folk type styleeeeeeee

"as i was travelling near mortimer one day

i chose the left path and strayed from my way

it was many a mile before i knew of this thing

when i heard from the wood the little people sing

you should have turned right

you shuld have turned right

you should have

you should have

you should have turned right

i returned to the place where the path separate

this time i turned right and contiuen straight

it was many a mile before i knew of this thing

when i heard from the wood the little people sing

you should have turned left

you shuld have turned left

you should have

you should have

you should have turned left

im here to this day though i scream and i shout

i walk left, i walk right but there surely no way out

and once every evening im reminded of this thing

when the little people gather and sing"

theres a parable in there for us all ii thnink you will find

and you can buy the album here

[mad lon]

Kinell  

[botski]

There was an oldman from the lakes

Who played too many jokes (Big Mistake)

His daughter from China knew where to find him

Now his beer is being held up for stakes

er............Hi Dad!  

[pistonbroke]

There was an oldman from the lakes

Who played too many jokes (Big Mistake)

His daughter from China knew where to find him

Now his beer is being held up for stakes

er............Hi Dad!  

Hello botski

Welcome from Wigan England  

[stealth mode ] Oh no this is just too much ! [/stealth mode]