Fat Albert Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And......., B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, bulls*** and Ass kissing will put you over the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 - repeat to your hearts content! That's Fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Fantastic formula...............never got taught that one at college David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Westie Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 However Westfield=103% and Caterham=69% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 However Westfield=103% and Caterham=69% David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 HoweverWestfield=103% and Caterham=69% nice to know it's being used to answer the important answers in life... edited to add: who wants to take a bet on how long it will be before somebody works out what zetec and vauxhall add up to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Zetec = 60% Vauxhall = 102% Let that be an end to it, scientific proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Blatman = 63% Blatgirl = 81% Prob'ly won't show her this one........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Dinners Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 However Westfield=103% and Caterham=69% nice to know it's being used to answer the important answers in life... <!--emo& edited to add: who wants to take a bet on how long it will be before somebody works out what zetec and vauxhall add up to Should it not be K = 11% Vx = 46% Zetec = 59% Duratec = 72% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Just worked mine out Two Point Eight V Six Cologne = 326% I could have put 'Ford' at the front (another 43%), but that would have been cheating. David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 oh... now i've started something btw: xflow = 80% so it's offical xflow is better than zetec and duratec... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Martin You are missing a trick.............spell it as 'crossflow' then it scores 130% David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 btw: xflow = 80% And 34% better than a Vx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 You are missing a trick.............spell it as 'crossflow' then it scores 130% b*******... didn't think of that btw, gets 173% if your put ford in front as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Still doesn't beat my 326% (or 369% with Ford) David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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