Rent for Apartment

[DarrenRav]

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and

agrees to spend the afternoon with her for

£500..... and they do.

They have a rigorous afternoon and before he

leaves, he tells her that he did not have any

ready cash with him, saying he will have his

secretary write a check  and mail it to her, calling

the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has

done, realizing that the whole event was not

worth the price. So he has his secretary write &

send a check for £250 with an enclosed note:

Dear Madam------

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of

£250 for rent of your apartment. I am not

sending the amount originally agreed upon,

because when I rented the apartment, I was

under the impression that-------

1) it had never been occupied -

2) that there was plenty of heat-

3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy

and at home.  However, I found out that it had

been previously occupied, and there was not

any heat,........ it was entirely much too large.....

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately

returned the check for £250 with the following

note---------

Dear sir---------

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect

a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied

indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it,

IF --- you know how to turn it on. Regarding the

space----the apartment is indeed of regular size,

but if you do not have enough furniture to fill it,

please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent

in full or we will be forced to contact your

present landlady--------