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I bid a do it your self Arab kit,

consisting of

1 X 4 year old camel (has been raced but not abused)

1 X Chequed tea towel

1 X Elastic band (for attaching tea towel to head)

1 X WW2 service revolver (for firing into the air when on the back of camel)

500KG X of Sand

I'll stick it on ebay if your not intrested.

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I read with interest that your not interested in a 'Part' Exchange, so I offer this one as full exchange.

Perfect working order however with a few drawbacks :-

1. Handbags !!

2. Shoes !!

3. A habbit of using phones that are not hers to tell your mates that drinking sessions are off !!

In fact if anyone wants her - your welcome.

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And no Buzz......she does not know ive done this.....i like my te$$ticles where they are thankyou <!--emo&:D

I tell u what if you don't manage to sell her Bring her to the next WSCC track day and put her on display @ the 'signing on'office.Then tell her to sit there and every time someone goes in/comes out from the signing on office ask her to stand up and do a 'twirll'. If she asks why? Tell her it's tradition for all new female vistors to a WSCC day to do a 'twirll'.

Then I'll come a long hand her a copy of this thread; gather everybody who's signed on' together  and watch Major Stare have  his Tes~+*cles removed live!! should be quite giggle  :p  :p

Buzz  :D  ;)  :D

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And no Buzz......she does not know ive done this.....i like my te$$ticles where they are thankyou :D

I will be going past your house tomorrow, I can drop a copy of this thread in at yor house if you like  :devil:  :devil:

John.

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do you take pay pal ?

Is that to buy the "wife" or paying people not to show her this thread?  :D


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