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Your never get back the money back you put in.

Have you thought about hiring here out?

Or doing a part exchange?

Exchange and Wife

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Posted

I thought you just had to put a horse collar on them, and take 'em down to the local market and auction them off.

Just make sure you don't become the Mayor of Casterbridge afterwards!

:D:D:D:D:D

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Age 37

Well looked after, at no expense.

Clean and tidy

Part service history, cant vouch for the first 31yrs!

Tidy bodywork..a cross between a WIDE and NARROW Body!

Fully serviced (but not as much as i'd like  ;) )

Need funds for Westfield, open to all CASH offers.

;)

U must have a death wish!! Does your partner know you've put this on  :0

Buzz

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Blackmail is such a dirty word... :0:D
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Blackmail is such a dirty word... :0:D

Me Buzz Billsberry the 3rd Duke Of Stellaton with my reputation!

Buzz  :p

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Me Buzz Billsberry the 3rd Duke Of Stellaton with my reputation!

Buzz  

What happened to the FULL title ?

thought you were awarded a  W.C. & BAR

:D

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and youre selling her why???

she looks pretty tidy to me.!!! ???

ahhhhh well you dont know what youve got untill it aint there.and all that bumf.lol

your not in devon are you. lol lol lol  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

me in disguise in case i get a kicking. :blues:

:D

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any bodyfiller and how longs the mot? Do you take part exchange? ;)
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You're not treating her right, it's like with an old starter you need to give her a tap with a spanner!!!!! :blues:  :blues:  :blues:
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To answer your replies.

Im treating her right !

She can cook but is useless with a spanner/screwdriver etc.

No P/X or alternatives given.

I may consider a loan basis, paid per 24hr hire.

And no Buzz......she does not know ive done this.....i like my te$$ticles where they are thankyou :D

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As no one has made an offer yet, I'll start us off with the £1.14 I found down the back of the settee while looking for the tv remote yesterday :p

Rich.

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A Camel & 1/2 a packet of Crisps

:blues::blues::blues:

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2 lb of apples and a bale of hay?
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that said will we get the goods after payment as she has no idea.? !!!

i think probably not.lol :D

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I`ll raise the bidding to 1/2 pint of guiness and a cheese and pickle butty.

:D


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