ChrisF Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 The time has finally come... Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Boy isn’t this the truth! Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Can someone order this man a taxi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisF Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 Too late Matt I'm already in it and going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Evenin' Chris - got any money left then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisF Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 Evening Liam...back from frog land then As it goes any chance you can lend us a tenner I need some new titanium bolts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Only 90% ?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazpowerslide Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Chris is officially broke. I wrapped my wallet around his last grand last night Fireblade SE, bring it on.................... Chaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 As it goes any chance you can lend us a tenner I need some new titaniu bolts Just the one bolt then is it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazpowerslide Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 b*******, I just ran out of Stella!!! Chaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I wrapped my wallet around his last grand last night Wey hey - the milky bars are on Chaz on Sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazpowerslide Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Chris, how does the XE look now it's installed in your..... Garage. Chaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisF Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 Sh*t Liam what is that avatar You go through avatars like I spend money Chaz has offered us all a free pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisF Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 Chaz It looks like this..been staring at it all night VX 2.0xe you know that it makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazpowerslide Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 All you can eat for a tenner actually. And I'm sure you can eat loads for £10. Chaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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