Fat Albert Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices when one recognises Kylie seated at a table behind them. Kylie, who had been eating a sandwich, suddenly begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys. "No", she signals, desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. Beginning to turn a bit blue, ahw shakes her head "No" again. The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her pants, and slowly runs his tongue up and down between her bum-cheeks inducing a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breath again. The cowboy slowly walks back over to the bar and proudly takes a drink of his beer. His partner says in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westfields Rock On Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 ha............................cough.......................... emmmmmmmmmmmm...................... ha. dont quit your day job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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