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After taking a friend's rather attractive sister out for a run in the car today she remarked -

"That is the biggest vibrator I have ever been on"

and walked off with a strange smile on her face.

The pleasure of motoring?  :D

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"That is the biggest vibrator I have ever been on"

someone suggested similar to me - also likened it to riding a horse?!?

 

and walked off

Must try harder.  

nah, I think it's a typo...  :D

moom

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:0 .....this reminds me of the time I took the wife-to-be out for our first date in my draughty old SE. We'd had a nice meal in a local pub and decided to stop in a dark, secluded lay-by; as one does. After a few minutes kissing and cuddling the W-T-B breathlessly whispered, "my you're an excitable chap." At that very moment a large lorry chugged around the corner so, I felt it expedient to drive off.

:blush: .....another 3 celibate months and 8 more dates passed before I plucked up the courage to tell her she'd been fondling the brake lever on that first night.

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